… don’t drive little clown cars.
We drive …
a hard bargain when we buy them, too!
If I had my way, every used-car salesman would be…
Made to go to clown college.
I love the circus because_______.
…they pay by the week, allow all the cotton candy you can eat, and I’m allowed to brush a woman’s beard.
What I don’t like is one side show barker because he…
Is hairless, just like his little mangy dog.
I planned on calling the humane society on him but________.
I forgot the number, and Google was offline all week.
If I ever get a job at Google, I’m gonna…
…count the searches to see if will reach a googol.
The strangest search will likely be about…
Mangy hairless dogs, definitely NSFW.
(Oh, the nudity!)
I would rather look for______.
… Wikipedia entries on chemistry.
Seriously, did you know that sodium …
is another word for “salt”? My stars!
In other science news, Pluto is no longer…
living with Mickey, he’s decided to get his own place.
I think I saw him on a game show recently,
He’s not good on it. Pluto can’t play Jeopardy worth a damn.
Altho’, Alex cut him slack by_____.
not correcting any of his many mispronunciations.
Every time I see Alex Trebek I wanna…
Cry
I also cry when___.
I think of dearly departed Aunt Martha.
She used to make the best…
…men at all of her weddings go skinny dipping with her wedding eve.
It came to an end when one of her grooms…
Remembered he was a former best-man.
Skinny dipping often ends in______.
…public decency arrests.
The police just don’t get it, that nudity is…
… the way we come into the world.
After that, however …
You start with diapers and end in diapers.
Going commando gives me________.