Look at my red shoes.
Oops! These belonged to_______.
my predecessor, that creepy German guy."
Meanwhile, at McMurdo Station in Antarctica,…
… Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
The station commander would not comment further, except to say …
Look, penguins!
It was soooooo cold ________.
… that the penguins really were wearing tuxedos to stay warm.
Poor things, nobody told them that …
The captain’s table was full.
They served a dinner of_____.
… stuff the penguins wouldn’t like anyway.
So the penguins instead …
Cruised to the delicatessen for bagels and lox.
The proprietor was going on and on about_____.
… how such well-dressed customers could be so messy.
At least the penguins paid the bill, and …
…tipped the waiter in fish.
Fish that the waiters took to…
… the fryer, so they could have a Fish and Chips special on the menu.
It didn’t work out so well because …
the place next door was doing an all you can eat surf and turf.
My boss loves those sort of deals
… that save him money.
But he went too far when he negotiated …
…for a geoduck on French bread with everything on it.
But everybody knows that geoduck doesn’t go with…
Bad manners.
Saying Thank-you is at least_____.
… polite and appropriate.
What wouldn’t be polite and appropriate would be to say …
you’ve obviously come to the wrong house, ya idjit.
I once knocked on the door of…
… the new family who just moved in down the street.
When the door opened …
It was like the Addams family moved in.
Midnight the 1st time they stayed in their new home things_______.
… got weird in the neighbourhood.
The broom on their front doorstep …