“Hasta la vista, Baby!”
Now that the solstice sun had fully risen, the audience…
…can put away their goat leggings for another season, secure in the knowledge that the Great Lord BahahZan will gift them with another productive harvest.
The life of a farmer is difficult, but…
…it is better than the life of his goats, who must survive the cruel winters minus their leggings.
At least the harvest…
Wasn’t eaten by the goats.
Goat meat is like_____.
…that one shirt that doesn’t smell so bad under the pits as the rest on your floor, so you say “What the hell,” put it on, button up, Buttercup, and go out to face the day.
Too bad you always forget…
… to shave.
Maybe I’m old school, but the current trend of stubble is …
Rough on the chinny chin-chin.
The Three little pigs often_____.
… had to rebuild their houses.
You think they would have learned …
…something about building by now, given their multiple viewings of The Vanilla Ice Project, as well as their night classes in masonry and dixonry at Potrzebie Vo-Tech, Bayside.
Everybody knows that when it comes to houses,…
…doors are almost always a necessary purchase.
Windows would be more fun if…
… it didn’t constantly nag me to update.
I don’t like nagging so I …
Go to the races and bet on the nag in the 5th race,to win.
Of course I lost my______.
… bet, because everyone knows that you don’t bet on the favourite in the fifth.
In the sixth race, however …
a filly named Blawnoxia won by a nose over Orson Bean, a gelding.
Mind you, I didn’t confirm he was a gelding, I just…
…consulted my astrologist.
My astrologist warned me that next full moon Jupiter rising, the love of my life will…
… confess her love, pledge to be mine forever, and stand on her head and spit quarters.
I think that the astrologist …
Got her predictions from a cereal box.
That’s why my sign is Cuckoo for_____.
… Cocoa Puffs!
The things that you can remember when …
…one encounters a Madeleine, which can result in so many remembrances that vertigo is a major side effect.
Sometimes it is better to forget…
Madeleine.
It’s more important to focus attention on things like