causing seizures and having other severe ill effects on the viewing public.
Last night I dreamt…
I was Hillary and came out of my pantsuit at a cabinet meeting.
At the cabinet meeting___________.
…they all reviewed videos of karl Rove performing lewd acts.
When the pirates boarded…
, they immediately declared nude Hillary pics a crime against Web-based humanity - and quite properly, too.
I tell ya, it’s a crime the way some people _________________
Perform lewd acts.
The room was full of________.
Dawn donuts and debauchery.
These pretzels are making me______.
Twisted and salty.
I like cheese on_________.
marshmallows.
There’s so much potato salad left over from the holiday, I’m going to…
. . .start another holiday.
Crickets chirping in the wind. . .
reminded me to put my pants on before I went outside.
Going outside without pants…
generally causes more problems than it solves.
My pant are too…
. . .slobbery.
I saw the best minds. . .
Act like idjets, taking off their pants and panting.
The movie I am watching___________.
is not nearly as entertaining as this thread.
Spaghetti and meatballs…
Will ruin a white tee-shirt.
When I wear white____________.
I feel compelled to get married again, but I usually get over it.
My cousin T.K. has been married five times; you’d think ____________
he’d skip the costly and time wasting divorce settlement and just burn half his stuff every few years.
When I asked Jenny to marry me, she said…
"I have Ebola "
While oozing her liquified organs through her pores…
I sprayed air freshener.
While cleaning a closet _________.
… I found a book that my ex-wife borrowed from the public library that was seven years overdue.
While cooking dinner tonight, ______