…whistled. You know how to whistle, don’t you?
You just put your lips together and…
Play it again.
The raspberries always give me______.
…a dark passage, IYKWIMAITYD.
When I want a really big sleep, I…
… pull out the textbook we had to use for Economics 101.
I cannot even make it through …
The tunnel of indecision and irrational thought.
I made all that up, just to_______.
… take the conversation in a different direction.
What I really want to discuss, though, is …
Economics II. I’m advanced that way.
I’m going to make _____.
…a small fortune selling pies for $3.14159265359…
Anyone can make money…
… selling pies for Pi.
But the really big money lies in …
Pie slices. Any way you slice it.
I always order pudding instead of______.
… tires for my car. It tastes better and never …
Goes flat on the freeway.
Well, maybe it could if_____.
… i run over a nail.
Nails are bad enough, bou I never hope that I run over …
a pizza pie, just think of the waste, and the mess!
Some people enjoy strange pizza toppings, for example, Uncle Harvey always orders
… axle grease.
That’s why we don’t let Uncle Harvey …
…around the children. When we got a visit from…
The Easter Bunny he only left pellets, not jelly beans.
I’m gonna complain to______.
… whoever swapped the Easter Bunny for a real bunny.
It’s getting to the point where you just can’t trust …
…truth in advertising.
I recently saw an ad for chewing gum promising….
… that if I chewed it all day, every day, I’d never need to see a dentist again.
But four out of five dentists surveyed said …