Eat M&Ms instead.
If I’m offered chocolate I always_____.
… say Yes!
But if offered gummi bears, I say …
let me tip you, I insist.
Every other day of the week is bearable, but whenever Monday comes…
contract pneumonia, be hospitalized for 2 months, and forced into bankruptcy. :rolleyes:
Every other day of the week is bearable, but whenever Monday comes…
James! Great to have you with us, but in this game, we go with the post above of ours. You’ve quoted a few posts back, so let’s go with Covfefe’s above’s post
No harm, no foul, just tag onto Covfefe’s post, and we’re all good. And welcome to the SDMB!
Whoops, looks like Covfefe intercepted me. Oh well; let’s continue.
I close my eyes and wish for Friday.
All my friends at the bowling alley think I’m …
wishing my life away.
Of course my friends at the bowling alley are all over 85 and
don’t vote and have particularly repellent skin conditions.
“There’s an ointment for that,” I said, as I ______
Rolled another gutter ball.
Bowling alleys always smell______.
like feet.
You know that big feet means big __________
trouble once you go bowling and have to find the right size shoes.
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Just like in The Big Lebowski, the shoe guy at my alley was wearing a shirt that read “Saddam.” I thought, _______
“Nobody fcks with the Jesus, likewise I will not fck with this guy.”
My new shirt says…
I’m with stupid------>
The stupid person is also my_______.
… sidekick.
You see, I’m a superhero, and …
Tooling around Gotham is boring with-out my Robin.
I’ve ordered a new cape of_____.
… Good Hope.
The old one was messing up my navigation skills, and …
I kept spilling ketchup on it, so I decided to take Edna Mode’s advice.
I still remember the first time she designed a superhero costume for me, when she said, "_______
… “No capes! I only design superhero costumes without capes.”
Her design worked well for me, because …
I look good in short-shorts and stillettos.
Now if I could just lose______.