… called UPS, and they looked after it.
Problem was, that when I got it from them, it …
Was 50 acorns tied in a sack.
The men from the press said_____.
… we only report the news.
So I took my problem to UPS, who said, …
“We forgot your shipment, would you like a refund?”
I wasn’t about to take…
… that kind of crap from anyone.
But as my mom always said, …
…“Wear clean underwear, because you never know.”
One thing I know is…
It’s good to have the both of you back
The way things are going_____.
… we’ll never get out of here alive.
Especially those of you who …
…can’t figure out who’s the mark at the table.
A major “tell” is…
… when Beck taps her middle right-hand finger, which means the mark is to her right; or taps her left-hand middle finger, which means the mark is to her left; while Panache takes a pack of cigarettes from his shirt pocket (which means one seat in either direction), or a pack of cigarettes and a lighter (which means two seats), or fiddles with his phone (which means three seats), or taps his own finger, which means “I have no idea.”
Still, it is a good idea not to play with these two, because …
they never clean up after themselves.
This is obvious to everyone because…
we are up to our knees in cigar ash, cigarette packs and lighters. Not to mention all the marks…
That leave me injured.
On my way to the ER _______.
a giant tobacco field appeared.
Next to it was a billboard that…
… proclaimed “Cancer Cures Smoking.”
When I pulled over a few miles down the road for gas …
The clerk mentioned not to stop and pick tobacco.
When I peeled out of the station____.
… I saw why he had warned me about picking the tobacco.
In the middle of the tobacco field was …
… a naked female scarecrow.
But lurking ten feet behind her was an enormous …
hole in the ground. The local farm boys fell in it trying to get a closer look.
One day a guy with a ______.
… backhoe tried to excavate.
They say that he died on the job, but we all know …