…it exceeded the pecuniary limits of the jurisdiction of the court.
When it comes to putting a curb on…
… the sidewalk, Joe’s Contracting does a pretty good job.
But you don’t want to get Joe to …
renovate a room where you keep your books.
One time he took my thesaurus home with him and after that…
…my participation in SDMB Thread Games was described as the greatest linguistic debacle.
I may not be apt…
…to tell a tree from a streetlight
But I sure as hell know the difference between a booger and …
… an Ogre.
“Revenge of the Nerds” is one movie that …
it was funny.
I wanna take…
my own sweet time in writing this post, but Sarge just said we gotta go run around the base with rifles and full packs again.
Nobody ever told me that boot camp…
… had more footwear options than just boots.
For example, in the shower, boots are apparently inappropriate, so …
…the head honcho recommends flip-flops and vouches for their efficiency.
He also exhorts…
… athletic shoes for the gym.
But athletic shoes are entirely inappropriate when …
taking my niece Brunhilde around the neighborhood selling Girl Scout cookies, or so she told me.
That little girl has some definite opinions on…
… the people who buy her Girl Scout cookies.
For example, the family down the street who …
…keep badgering her to find them some Mango Cremes, dammit!
Some people don’t cope well with…
The insanity of it all.
They, therefore apply a little____.
… Jergen’s lotion to their dry skin.
Then they kick back and …
… fall out of the canoe.
When you’re up the creek without a boat…
… a paddle won’t do you much good.
What you really need is …
… Possessive Boater’s Insurance.
I saved a bundle by…
… switching to Geico.
Something about that gecko just …