I think guys assume that most girls hate giving blow jobs; I’m sure some do but I truly don’t. It’s not my absolute favorite sexual activity, but it’s not unpleasant, and for what I lack in porn skills I try to make up for in enthusiasm.
My concerns:
How the hell DO you keep teeth out of it? In case y’all haven’t noticed, we have teeth on both our upper and lower jaws. I use my tongue to cover my lower teeth, but it’s extremely hard not to scrape the penis with the upper teeth. I’ve got this large thing in my mouth, and the longer the act goes the more tired my jaw gets, which leads to an increased risk of hurting him with my teeth.
Come. I’ll swallow but only if it tastes okay. A couple of my exes tasted so bad that I had to spit it out. I mean, Jesus.
I can’t deep throat, it triggers my gag reflex. I have to warn guys not to grab my head and slam it down on their cock, and sometimes I’ve had to stop in the middle of the blow job to remind them a little angrily. Trust me, it will not end happily.
Well, you can only explain ‘do it here, not there, and this way’ just so many times before it just becomes a couple-fight subject. So you just say:
“No…Honey…no. I’m just really in the mood to make love to you now…”
Also, its very important to use ‘the earnest look’. Egos are very fragile at this point. If you can convince her to go doggy-style, then you won’t have to hold the expression as long.
Cover your teeth with your lips. For an exaggeration of what I mean, make a face like you’re pretending you’re someone with no teeth. Do that (only not so exaggerated) when you’re performing fellatio.
I have not had that many partners, but the ones I have had, well, I’m guessing a lack of enthusiasm is the main problem. Other than that, I wouldn’t know what a good one was.
I’m sure, but that sounds like more than reason enough.
Again, sorry for your loss, and - after the pain of her loss dulls enough, I hope you can find love again. But you probably won’t find another woman with your late wife’s skill.
Seriously, on behalf of all other men, that would be asking too much.
Am I going to be the only person to come here and defend anilingus, aka “rimming”? A freshly showered and scrubbed asshole is as clean as any other part of the body. And licking one can (in my experience) produce astounding orgasms.
They’re all bad. I really don’t like mouths as erogenous areas. I’m not much for open-mouthed kissing either. There’s food particles between your teeth and a rug of foodgunk on your tongue and it’s bacteria city in there. Hell no. Unless you just gargled with scalding hot coffee your mouth is going to be too cool for the experience to be at all pleasant. Don’t care for your face being way down there, I like to see faces, I like to see facial expressions. It’s not a simultaneous/mutual expeirence unless we opt for an even more ridiculous body arrangement.
Do something else, please. Not that. I know you mean well so thanks…but not thanks.
Which would seem to be an excellent argument for not sticking your tongue up someone’s ass, and a terrible argument for expecting someone to stick their tongue up your ass and then refusing to kiss them.
The issue here isn’t the relative ickyness of the secretion involved, it’s the fact that if you expect someone to take that secretion into their mouth, you should be willing to do the same.
That’s like saying that if a man can sick his penis in the woman’s mouth, then the woman should be able to penetrate a man’s mouth with a strap-on. Sex isn’t about total equality, men and women do have different plumbing and different mindsets. And everybody has different likes and dislikes.
I don’t require my gf to kiss me after I perform oral on her, but luckily she doesn’t mind her own taste. OTOH, I’m not gonna french kiss her after she does all-the-way oral on me. Just personal preference.
