Forget Crushes, let's talk about objects of lust....

HEY, ChrisP, stuuter was asking ME my opinion of chocolate. Zip your pants up and wait your turn.

Struuter, I adore chocolate. Especially the high-octane stuff from Hawaii. Sweet, silky, with rich mouth-feel and a lingering taste-memory afterwards…plus the chance to lick your fingertips… sigh and faraway look Having it in our lives is well worth the subjugation of those Aztec provincials who were trying to keep it for themselves.

Easy big fella. Don’t be mad cause you’re slow…
:stuck_out_tongue:

Chef–
Veeeerrrrrry hot. The fingers thing. .Never had the Hawaiian kind–or had anything licked off my fingers for that matter. What about it? Any other tasty skin goodies? *Ya got me licking my lips subconsciously…whew!

ChrisP–
You deserve anything and everything you get…you started all this. Rection? Never met the guy…

struuter

You are sooo right. I do deserve everything I get. Now come here and give it to me…

Oh, my. fans herself
Well, I would…willingly…but, just for curtesy’s sake, what the magic word?

Abracadabra? Oh yeah, PLEASE come here and give to me that which I deserve.

Nicely put. How can any healthy woman with an active libido refuse? saunters over So…where’d you put that chocolate?

Heehee, guess!

Oh man, I’m gonna be in sooo much trouble.

amused as hell

ChrisP, once again it would appear you’re the luckiest man on the SDMB…

Struuter, honey, you have NO idea how hot I can make you. Just ask any of those who had their dreams fulfilled in my thread, Naughty Love Letters from Cheffie.

As for those of you who asked for letters in this cobwebby old thread and never got them, do not despair! I am finally in a position to get back to them and will start cranking them out in a couple of days.

Now struuter, you asked what else is fun to lick off people (I’m paraphrasing). My vote goes to peanut butter. Why? because it takes a LONG time and MANY licks to get it all…grin

giggles
Yes…yes, my friend, you are in trouble.
look of astonishment
That is SOME chocolate bar you got there. How’d you find one that big in the shape of a…oooooh! Damn!

heeheehee

heheheh…I’m not a big love letter kind of guy. In fact, if I try to write one, it ends up sounding like a 3 year old writing to his mommy. So I’ll just stick to what works. I’m sorry struuter, you know have my undivided chocolate bar, I mean attention…

:stuck_out_tongue:

Man! Sounds okay with me…

Hell, between you and ChrisP I got myself one life size Reese’s cup! Damn, I just know this is all gonna go to my hips…oh well, you only live once.

Oh…chunky or creamy? As if I had to ask…wink

*looks at ChrisP and the Chocolate Factory–bites her lip.
*looks other direction at Chef and the tub of peanut butter–raises her eyebrow.
*sigh…how lucky can a girl get? Would either of you mind if I swooned a little?

As long as you swoon this way…

blushes
Oh…I don’t know. You wouldn’t take advantage of me, would you? No? Shit…

Hell, between you and ChrisP I got myself one life size Reese’s cup! Damn, I just know this is all gonna go to my hips…oh well, you only live once.

Damn straight I would…

Struuter, I’ll be glad to take advantage of you. I can go slow if you like, or faster, or really whatever speed you prefer :wink:

And my chocolate bar gets bigger when you suck on it . . .

You know, I’m setting you up pretty good. You’ve come back with some doozies–the last one probably the best, by my accounts. So, can I be your straightgirl? I’ll keep feeding you the set-up…you keep those hot one-liners coming. Agreed? Can we shake on it?
Oh, I don’t mean that kind of handshake…
blinks Did I just type that? Shame on me…

I’m not real good at this, but I’ll keep him coming none the less. I mean keep 'em coming…damn…you’re good.