Fuck you, rich asshole bitch!

Ok, just a little beginning info: I work at Cost Plus World Market. We have a return policy that will basically take almost anything back, I don’t care why you don’t like it just as long as it’s not of fire or something. If you don’t have a receipt, we will totally give you store credit.
So here I am on the register after working for a while, covering other people’s shifts and so on, when this lady walks in. From the moment I set my eyes on her I knew there’d be trouble. Everything went into slow motion, the lights blared red, and a few french horns blasted “DUN DUN DUNNN” behind me.

She walks up to the counter, CUTS IN FRONT OF THREE WAITING CUSTOMERS, and proceeds to toss out this shit:

Her: “I was just at you other store and I bought some outdoor furniture and they didn’t give me my discount!”

Me: stares “Uhh, ok…?”

Her: “Well? Aren’t you going to give it to me? I don’t have all day, I’m late for work.”

Me: “Ok well ma’am, I need to check your receipt and then return everything, and re-ring you up with the discount, so if you’d just-”

Her: “Oh for Christ’s sake! Can’t you just call the other store and verify it with them and give me the money?”

Me: “What? No.”

Her: “Oh, gee, you don’t know how?”

Me: glance to the other customers who all have the same “Wtf, lady?” look on their faces “Let me call a manager up here and maybe she can help you out more.”

Her: “So now you can’t do anything?”

Me: “I couldn’t to begin with…”
Anyway, so I tried to call a manager up, but she wasn’t available for some stupid fucking reason, so I just told the lady to wait aside. I start ringing everyone else up, and she walks around the register and keeps on bitching to me about the discount! Now let me just say that from what she showed me of her purchase, her discount would be only $25 off of about $450.

She kept blabbing behind me so I turned around, picked up the phone, dialed the other store, and handed her the receiver.

Me: “There’s nothing I can do for you here, so you can tell them what you need.”

She just looked at me increduously.

After that, I had to leave because, of course, she came in 5 minutes before I had to clock out. I found out that they told her the same thing I said, and to go to the other store to get her money.

As a side note, all our stores have seperate sales. That is, we can’t give or take money from the things they sell and vice versa. So there really was nothin I could do! She said she thought I was lying, and I just sighed and walked away.

Waaaalllked away.

Oh yeah, she came in three more time over the next 4 days with the same bitching. I have no idea why. :confused:
(If there are typos, then oh well because I am tired and pissed off! :slight_smile: )

May I suggest that in the future, if something similar happens, the first words out of your mouth should be “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you will have to wait your turn. Now please go to the back of the line.”

And if she steps behind the counter, call security.

I just gotta say, your store is great. I’ve returned things with no hassle whatsoever. You definitely should have given her the smack-down when she went behind the counter. You just don’t do that!

By the way…my planters were beautiful but the glaze chipped off them. I threw them out Tuesday, but can I get a refund? I bought them about a year ago. :wink:

And you know she’s rich because…?

Yep. And if she insists on being next, call security. And if she throws a tantrum, call security.

You may lose one customer (one that you don’t want anyway, she’s used up any profit you made on her on four store vists), but the three other people in line will become even more loyal to the store - where by catering to her you risk losing the three people in line - and won’t even know it because they just will never come back.

I was going to mention that…this is a cheapo store. I know because I shop there. :wink:

Because she’s a close relative of the Emperor of The World?

Remember that thread? :smiley:

Moo.

I loooove Cost Plus World Market.

That is all.

They sell Crunchie bars.

Yum.

E.

Now that I have a girlfriend who doesn’t drink (which pretty much means I don’t drink either), Cost Plus World Market is awesome because we can buy those beautiful metal mini-kegs of Virgil’s Root Beer to show up to parties with. It’s one of the best root beers I’ve ever had (yes, I consider myself a conneisseur), and the mini-keg with a built-in tap is a great novelty. Everyone always loves it, even the hardcore drinkers we know. I’ve never seen it for sale anywhere else, and it’s relatively cheap too.

Second all of this, and suggest offering her a free sample of Costco Brand Pepper Spray.

I love those people who can’t manage their own schedules and make it your problem.

When I was a bank teller, this one asswipe of a daughter of a bitch cut in front of the line, asking “I’m in a rush, you don’t mind, right?” without actually waiting fro a response. She walked up to my window and said “Deposit these into my account, I’m in a rush and parked illegally, I’ll be back for my receipt.” She then handed me 5 checks and went over to customer service. There was no deposit slip, and no accound number, so there was nothing I could do.

I took another (very nice) customer. I was in the middle of a transaction with her, when the bitch came back and demanded her receipt. When I told her there was no deposit slip, she hit the roof. “I’m in a rush! I’m parked illegally! And I don’t need to fill out a deposit slip! Give me my receipt NOW!”

I (at first) politely told her I’d be with her in a minute, after I finished with my other customer. She would have none if it. When you’re a bank teller, it’s a Good Thing to finish with one transaction before starting another. Otherwise mistakes are made. Bitch and I got into a battle of wills that was clearly going to end up in favor. The maybe three minor things I had to do to finish up the transaction I could not do with the bitch screaming at the top of her lungs right in my face.

She may have been in a rush, but she clearly had enough time to try to get me fired.

I once had an obnoxious customer tell me that if I didn’t bow to her wishes right then and there she was going to immediately call her lawyer and sue me!

I told her “Well, I guess your just going to have to go ahead and do that because I’m not going to help you” turned my back and walked away.

(Never heard back from her either)

The people in line didn’t call her out?

I consider myself a defender of line sanctity.

I just want to say I absolutely adore your store and you guys sold me the prettiest coffee table ever. Solid sheesham wood too.

WTF? I don’t understand what liking root beer has to do with ‘drinking,’ other than the similar names of ‘beer.’

While I don’t understand those that talk about drinking all the time like it is a badge of honor, I also am confused at those that talk about “NOT drinking” as a badge of honor. Boring, so you spend your whole life avoiding / drinking alcohol, find something else to talk about. (Not YOU, just in general)

If I’ve learned anything from my current job, it’s this:

People who threaten to call their lawyers don’t have lawyers.

She dropped $450 on lawn furniture.

The day I spend more than fifty bucks on lawn chairs is the day they cart me off to Area 51 to have the alien controlling my brain extracted.

Calm down, Francis.