Where do mansplainers get their water from?
A well, actually…
Q: How do birds fly?
A: It’s a matter of a pinion.
(my first favorite pun. thank you Boy’s Life Magazine!)
also …
Why chicken cross the road ?
To reach other side.
Chicken cross road to get away from Colonel Sanders.
Seen on menu in a restaurant:
Cogito ergo spud.
I think therefore I yam.