What do you call a bald German?
Herr Less. 
What frightens Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A cereal killer
13 words, and I don’t get it.
On the off-chance that that wasn’t also a joke (if it was, I like it!), let me be less terse.
SDMB pages are “active” (or maybe the term is “responsive”, I forget) and don’t load all the content at once: if you scroll to the bottom, it notices and loads more. Except that doesn’t always seem to happen. So if you want to see if someone already made the joke, you have to hit repeatedly until it loses interest, then search. Yes, there’s a site search, but from my phone it wasn’t clear how to search just this topic (I see it now on the PC). So I thought I’d searched the whole thing, but hadn’t, and thus reposted the joke.
At least my version was 10 words including the punchline!
What are Burger King’s shorts?
Home of the Whopper.
A Sooner.
LOL, I have to share this with my brother, who’s a Robert Louis Srevenson fan
What feels good … “on the whole”?
Preparation H.
That’s from Jimmy Carr. One of his sick ones:
Throwing acid is wrong—in some people’s eyes.
Yeah I think it’s part of his short joke repertoire. Very tame by his standards.
What direction is it pointing?
I knew a farmer who was outstanding in his field.
How to make an old lady say “fuck?”
Yell “bingo!”
For sale: Baby shoes, never used.
Oops, wrong thread.
If your biscuits look pink, maybe you’re cruller blind.
Why do librarians hate tennis?
Too much racket.
How many potatoes will kill an Irishman?
None
Ok, I don’t get this one.
Starvation.
Sidney Powell.