HOLY MASTACHOLI!!! I almost died reading these two together! I think that was the most I’ve ever laughed at my computer…damn, this is the funniest thread.
Q: Why do you suppose Crunchy Frog was wearing satin panties and a feather boa?
A: Slightly to the left and lower.
A: Slightly left and lower
Q: How would you describe a midget moderate democrat?
A; One hundred, 101 including General Sherman
Q. I’m hungry: where’s that gummy bear that got stuck to your back?
A. Any damned time he feels like it.
Q: What did Arnold Winkelried shout out at his secretary when she asked why he wanted her to turn the Orgasmatron all the way up to 10?
A: Insert tab A into slot b, fold on dotted line C.
Well I guess you can tell how long it took for me to post :rolleyes:
Q: How do you have sex with a Playboy™ centerfold.
A: A tube of KY, some peanuts, and a rubber duck.
Tretiak:
A: One hundred, 101 including General Sherman
Q: How many officers can you fit in a new VW beetle?
Zoggie:
A: Any damned time he feels like it.
Q: When does Cecil respond to a query with a load of utter bunk?
Hastur:
A: A tube of KY, some peanuts, and a rubber duck.
Q: What did Bert and Ernie pack for their honeymoon?
aviddiva:
A: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Q. Is this where the stutterer support group meets?
A. When the sky turns orange, and the oceans blood red.
When will the Eagles get back together again?
A. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Question: What did Geri Halliwell get told by the Spice Girls when she left?
Answer: You take the lime and the coconut and mix it all right up.
Q. Is there nothing I can take, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache…?
A. It just fell down the toilet and disapeared forever.
Question: What happened to the ratings for Boot Camp?
Answer: Don’t ask, don’t tell.
What is the motto of every TA I’ve ever had?
Answer: Chex Mix. Lots of Chex Mix.
Question: What usually happens at a party in Czechoslovakia?
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A: You’ll get hairballs in your tuba.
Hey Fairy Princess Kitty!, what will happen when you get drunk at PolkaFest 2001?
Answer(to keep this going): It just takes elbow grease.
Q: What should you use when your toes jam?
A: Meaty, beaty, big and bouncy.
What are the lost lyrics to “Amazing Grace.”
A : Really, officer. It’s just dog food.
(Warning, Italian-American stereotype ahead…)
Q. Why do you think my dog is sniffing your trunk like that, Mr. Corleone?
A. The way of darkness and perversion.