Question: What does it take to join thr Republican Party?
Answer: A bikini, a jar of marshmallow fluff, and the Powerpuff Girls.
Q: What’s the most popular fantasy of Japanese businessmen?
A: Forty acres and a mule.
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*Originally posted by jr8 *
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Q: What are two useful things to start a business in Tijuana?
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A: That’s not how my proctologist does it!
Q: Why are you squirming around and squeeking like that??
A: It’s just a little green around the edges…
Q: Miss Piggy, how’s that rash Kermit gave you doin’?
A: Yes, but only with a coat hanger.
Question: Do you ever pick your nose?
Answer: Bill Clinton’s colon.
Question: What does the editor at Random House have the most trouble with in Clinton’s autobiography?
Answer: Calvin and Hobbes.
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*Originally posted by Mooney252 *
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Q: Name an austere theologian and a materialist philosopher.
A: Turnips and antifreeze
Q: Name the two main ingredients in V-8
a: 2 years of community service
Q: What does Diane’s tuna suprise taste like?
A: He made the “Ewe”-turn, but he couldn’t make her blink.
Q: Why did the Scotsman fail Driver’s Ed and Sex Ed on the same day?
A: Approx. 250 volts every Tuesday.
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*Originally posted by Sealemon88 *
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Q. What’s Dick Cheney’s cardiovascular exercise routine?
A. The trade talks in Quebec City.
A: The trade talks in Quebec City.
Q: What are you sick to death of hearing about?
A: A jar, a ham, a maharaja.
Q: What’s an example of a palindrome?
A: Crosby, Stills, and Nash
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Q. What do you call your band after it gets older and is no longer Young?
A. a fuel-injected boxer engine.
Q: Name 3 people who aren’t Young
A: Bangkok
Q: Who hates the song “Forever Young”?
A: An exercise tape, a boyfriend, and Charlton Heston.
Y’know that moment in baseball where three guys run for the fly ball and end up colliding in the middle?
I think Lurker caught the ball.
A fuel injected boxer engine, Bangkok, an exercise tape, a boyfriend, and Charlton Heston?
uhhh… 5 things that won’t be in the new Planet of the Apes movie?
A. A fuel-injected boxer engine
Q. What’s the most popular accessory for the new V-6 mechanical prosthetic penis?
A. He’s been that way since he ate the Vicks Vap-o-Rub.