The rules:[ul]
[li]Describe the poster before you as if he/she was a Superhero![/li][li]Describe his/her powers.[/li][li]Describe his/her weaknesses.[/li][li]Describe his/her costume (optional).[/li][li]Describe his/her enemies.[/li][/ul]
I’ll begin with Uncle Beer.
He is now Captain Beer , King Of Lusher, & Defender of the peanut bowl.
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor, double post man.
The rules:[ul]
[li]Describe the poster before you as if he/she was a Superhero![/li][li]Describe his/her powers.[/li][li]Describe his/her weaknesses.[/li][li]Describe his/her costume (optional).[/li][li]Describe his/her enemies.[/li][/ul]
I’ll begin with Uncle Beer.
He is now Captain Beer , King Of Lushes, & Defender of the peanut bowl.
Powers: he is insensible to pain, and a skilled Martial Artist (combat style : Drunken Master Kung Fu). If a Co-Ed with a cute turned-up nose sits next to him at the bar, she wakes up in bed with him the next morning, possessing no memory of how she got there or what she did last night.
Weakness: He won’t be able to remember what they did last night either.
Costume: colors in yellow, gold & ale brown, with cape & a beer mug insignia on his chest.
Enemies: Coyote-Ugly Lady, with whom he often wakes up in bed with next morning, possessing no memory of how she got there or what they did together, but wishing she would go away! :eek:
OUCH! Sorry. :o
HOLD YOUR BREATH, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN IT’S
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He’s cute, but, boy is he smelly. The weapon he uses to fight crime is odor. Knocks the bad guys out cold with one lift of his arm.
As long as the bad guys don’t find out that his weakness is a bar of Zest[sup]TM[/sup], he will go on fighting crime forever.
Doning a long black cape with a navy blue/yellow body suit with navy blue tights and a pair of kick ass boots, he goes off in search of bad assed dudes everywhere.
Duh duh DA DUUUHHH! (fanfare)
It’s misstee! Girl wonder!
She wears t-shirts! A t-shirt as a shirt, a t-shirt as pants, even a t-shirt as shoes! And don’t forget her lovely t-shirt cape!
She is defender of exposed midriffs and beer bellies everywhere, as well as golf!
Her very well known enemy is BURQAMAN, enslaver of the free bellybuttons!
Nocturne, Lord of the Mid-Day Sun! He confuses his enemies with a confusing title, as he is as silent as a shadow, and lurks where light doesn’t shine. Watch as his enemies seek cover of nightfall to escape the Lord of the Mid-Day Sun, only to be foiled by this master of nighttime stealth.
(Even funnier is that I’m a girlie!)
Munch has the power to scream in such a way that anyone who hears it loses their sense of perspective and color. Everything becomes twisted and bizarre, leaving the opponent disoriented and easy to defeat. The only way to train for an encounter with Munch would be to take large amounts of psychedelic substances, but since Munch’s crimefighting abilities prevent the acquiring of said substances, all hope is lost for evildoers who reside in “Parts Unknown”.
Due to the drought of quality drugs he has caused, Munch does have to put up with rebellious teenagers constantly jumping out from behind things while waving their arms and shouting, attempting to scare him and get a free trip out of the deal.
LC
Look! Up in the air! It’s Lucki Chaarms, champion of bad spellers everywhere. Pouncing on the evil efforts of the black-hearted Grammer Nazi, Lucki shows us that there is oh-so-much more to language than being bound by the strict confines of a dictionary and thesaurus. Her greatest weakness? The dreaded spellcheck.
DeVena, the Dreaded Devilgirl! Watch out, man… she’s pure evil. Encased in tight, red vinyl with a perky forked tail, she tempts mere mortals with her pouty Smile of Evil! Flipping her lil’ tail nonchalantly, she can make the most noble-hearted fellow do her evil bidding! And what’s her evil bidding, you ask? DON’T ASK! Don’t ever ask that, fool! It’s too hard to describe! But it’s EVIL! Her only weakness is that sometimes she gets an itch between her shoulder blades under all that vinyl and she can’t reach it… SHE… CANNOT… REACH IT!!! AAAAAARGH!
Her enemies include: Holy Man, Angelbaby, and the most nefarious of them all… God’s-Gift-to-Women Man!
SanguineSpider like spiderman only better: he can turn into the powerful evil of Nines Times Nymph but his weakness is that his two peronalities are always fighting and he often get cought up arguing with himself. Sanguine can fire amazing sanguinewebs and hides in alleyways waiting for his play whereas Nymph is a nymphomaniac and a master of Sexjitsu which allows him to destroy all enemies with a single thrust.
His biggest enemie:
HIMSELF
I’m a GIRL! wail
BigDaiv, master of creative spelling! Give him a name, and using his super-speedy-thought-power-thingy (which is ten times faster than the average crawling speed of a snail, I might add), he will spell it in a creative, phonetic form!
His weakness is a complicated one, but it involves clowns. He wears a costume consisting mainly of Scrabble tiles velcroed onto a tight spandex jumpsuit.
Enemies: Correct Spelling Man, The Storkinator, this website.
Hot Buttered Toast - cousin of Powdered toast man - the superhero who you can take a bite out of. Hot buttered toast spends his/her day feeding the poor - and is close to knocking out hunger everywhere.
Hot Buttered Toast can only be weakened by being in the presence of Stale Toast Man - Which can deduce him/her to mere buttery crumbs.
Cat scratch fever Woman
:smack: damn this keyboard
Cat scratch fever Woman - arch enemy to Dog Flea Man
Special powers - can inflict terrible rashes on her enemies with a single scratch of her retractable claws and has the ability to cause the next poster to screw up his post by mere thought
BuddyToBud is the superhero and patron saint of fabled friends of friends. When anyone anywhere tells a story beginning ‘A friend of a friend of mine …’ his super-sensitive hearing alerts him and he sends powerful telepathic waves to dispel any doubts in the listener’s mind as to the veracity of the story in question.
His enemy is anyone who uses the phrase ‘that’s just an urban myth’ but he vanquishes them by cloning himself using the method of ‘budding’, thus creating vast armies emitting even stronger telepathic pulses of gullibility.
He does not require clothing as he is just a blob of invisible electromagnetic matter but he is ever-present and ought to be feared. He has the power to make fools of people, to make people believe the impossible, to spread slander and sensational lies.
He has no known weaknesses. :eek:
The only one who could possibly stop him is one Cecil Adams aiming to fight ignorance and dispel the urban myths lent strength to by the ultimate friend of a friend… Who knows where the battle of wills will end?
BuddyToBud - a difficult one, not knowing what the name refers to. So:
Prowling the back alleys and side streets of Liverpool is a cirme-fighter who is soft on certain kinds of crime. believing in the Rastafarian creed, our hero BuddyToBud leads a secret life as the champion of stoners everywhere, Captain Marley!
With his Dreadlocks of Power and his Everburning Spliff, the Captain searches high and low for bad buzz- to eliminate it in favor of his Electric Bud, home grown in his Chamber of Phototrons. The Dreadlocks allow him to sense the police at great range, allowing him to Hide the Stash. They also allow him to fly. The Everburning Spliff can create a cone of smoke up to 30’ away to stone both friends and enemies, or it can create a wall of smoke to cover escapes and stone any followers.
His major weakness? The munchies. He will stop what he is doing for a bag of Doritos or a chocolate cake. Pizza can immobilize him for hours.
Enemies? The Buzz Harsher, and old woman who always gets in his face about how he should be looking for work, not hanging around smoking that damn weed all the time. The Police want him for various crimes- his very existence. there is also a group in America that want him- to smoke. They are convinced that he is the utlimate buzz, and are building a bong big enough to burn him when thay catch him.
On preview, someone beat me to it- but I took so long on this…
Sanguine really really sorry really really :smack: sorry
sorry
(how many times am i going to get it wrong?)