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Superdude
Does exactly what it says on the packet.
And when he recovers from his cold, he’ll put some clothes on.
Deep in old Europe, lives Dutch George. His powers include providing Continental beer at any gathering, thus ensuring that all the men are down, and the women come under his power. He fights off enemies using the famous smelly Dutch cheese and his selection of legally accuired mood altering substances to make his foes either run away or just feel so laid back, that they don’t feel like fighting.
His weakness - clogs!
Another person who got missed: Steelerphan
Once a mild mannered steelworker, our hero got his start after an incident involving a tailgate party, a case of Iron City, and some relics from the Johnstown Flood. Initially, he rejected his powers, refusing to use them. Then, in the last seconds of the fourth quarter, with the Cleveland Browns ahead by 5 points, he realized with great power comes great responsibility. He had to act, and fast. First, a pass went mysteriously awry, causing the ball to float gently into the hands of an unsuspecting defensive back. After the stunned back was tackled, the offense took over with 3 pin-point passes and one curious incident in which the entire Browns defense followed the guy who didn’t have the ball. This provoked the only recorded “Quadruple Yoi!” heard in Pittsburgh.
Steelerphan has vowed never to rest until The Ultimate Evil has been purged from the face of the earth: the Baltimore Ravens. The Cleveland Browns used to occupy that position, but after The Great Satan, aka Art Modell, moved them to Baltimore, the title went with them. The current version of the Browns will remain because, well, he missed them. 
Clothed in an outfit made of artfully placed Terrible Towels, our hero can be found wherever loyal fans cheer The One True Team in the NFL – the Pittsburgh Steelers. His vulnerabilities have yet to be determined, but rumor has it that a team of Baltimore Ravens fans led by WierdDave are working hard at finding one. Nevertheless, our benevolent hero also uses his powers to protect powerless Raven’s fans with two exceptions: Art Modell, and Steelerphan’s archrival, Ravensphan who has more money but fewer powers.
CJ
(I’m female, by the way)
Siege-O-Tron lumbers forth on it’s brass and wood mechanical legs to do battle with evil!
With its mighty cataput arms, built-in battering ram, and superhuman strength, this medieval automaton, created by a mad alchemist & powered by a mixture of magic & mechanics, goes for to batter down the walls of injustice!
Also, 'cause she’s a girl, she’s got titties.
Here’s a pic.
http://www.angelfire.com/al4/alphatrionstoys/arcee2.jpg
Coming from the frozen planet of Tricor, its Bosda Di’Chi! Having been launched from his home world mere moments before the latest, and swiftest, Ice Age plunged the world into chaos, Bosda crash landed on Earth in Asia to be raised by Shao-Lin monks. For seventeen years he remained there, learning the martial arts and ways to inner peace before the monks bestowed upon him their greatest secret. They taught him the master the power of Chi, the mystical energy source that fuels all life on the planet.
Weilding the Chi, Bosda has the superhuman ability to fly through the air, and wield destructive blasts of unimaginable power. At full charge, he can level a city block with but a thought. And yet, he can also heal the pure of heart with a touch of his hand and a bit of focus.
Bosda’s one weakness is the biting cold. Tricor was a lush tropical world, and the species of the planet evolved to make use of it. Anything below 25 degrees Farienheit will kill him instantly, thus making the heat regulation suit he wears a must when travelling to frigid enviroments.
His archemeny is the notorious villian Bio-Shock. A mutant, he was once a young street gang member before he learned that takes the electricity of living creatures’ heartbeats for his own destructive use. The two have been in constant battle for years since Bio-Shock killed half of the monk’s in Bosda’s home for the energy needed to hijack China’s nuclear missle supply.
Fighting for peace on Earth as taught to him by the Shao-Lin monks, Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor never rests, keeping a constant watch over all of mankind.
The Only Sane One, is the alter ego for the flamboyant superhero Insane Man … His greatest superpower is to break down the logic of any villain with circular questioning, leaving them empty mindless spectres stripped of will and soul… no known weaknesses save for the whole insanity thing…
verbenabeast - fighting Evil with her special, patented powers of aromatherapy.
A hardy perennial, she can bounce back from defeat to restore the feng shui to any evil lair.
Her only known weakness - the time it takes to Google her name so people can figure out what the hell verbena is, so possible simulposts from her arch-enemy WeedKillerMan!
Regards,
Shodan
and also the fact that HE is a MAN FROM VERBENA (a little town in Alabama)!
Describe the poster before you as if he/she was a Superhero!
Shodan! The towering minion of Justice and Law! Striking fear into the hearts of criminals across the Milky Way, this weird wonder will stop at nothing in his raging quest to bring a pleasing fascist order to Godless universe of seemingly random construction! Why is this pillow here?
Law! Follow it! For Shodan sees all!
Go Shodan! Powers away!
But wait! How did he become the subject of such geeky, garrulous gibberish? How did he acquire these abilities to become a surging dynamo of interstellar lawfullness.
Molested by a radioactive pedophile, he spent his formative years in intense therapy, bouncing from counsellor to counsellor, hospital to hospital, being kept alive only by his strange escape of painting hats and the doctor’s chemo treatments on his ass. But what a result! What monster did blossom!
No longer was he just a mild mannered youth who would hit his head on the sink when his memory-clouding drugs wore off, he found himself changing, rampaging, thirsting for vengeance in a body that could perform wonderous deeds! Strength! Mass! The balance of ten men! The ability to travel through the cosmos, to the frontiers where lawlessness was rampant and the good suffered! The costume that gives hope of salvation and, indeed, the flight of evil!
But what mad, buggering foes does he face? The worst! He trounces them mightily! Mercilessly! Bringing fortune to the oppressed! To the raunchily reamed! To all!
Will he ever quiet the monstrously warped little boy inside of him? Will he ever again play with his toys and fall off the swings in the park?
Only time will tell! Read on, hopeful believer! Read on… of Shodan!
Anal Scurvy, the Scourge of the Seven Seas!
He has the power to bust ass, terribly so, in the face of all that is good and righteous. He can inflict instant and violent diarrhea in any of his victims and enemies at will… at will! Beware the Anal Scourge!
He arch-nemesis is PeptoMan, ImmodiumL-AD-Y, and The Kaopectator! They are the mighty few who can nullify his gaseous tremors and the deadly Anal Fire-ring with their soothing, stomach-coating action!
He is most typically dressed in sea-scourge garb, a roguish pirate of good and rich taste but do not let his refined attire fool you! He can strike at will and has a nasty disposition. Beware the Scourge of Buttocks!!
ODINONEEYE
Silent defender of the weak and the sightless by night,
himself, blinded by the noonday sun of day.
Working as Oliver Peeples at a Sunglass Hut Kiosk in the mall, he surveys the people as they go about their daily lives, unaware that they are protected from their myopic inability to spot danger by a giant, gentle hero in tortoiseshell sunglasses.
At night, ODINONEEYE travels as fast as the speed of light, saving people from falling into open manholes and from walking out into the busy traffic downtown.
His enemy: Eyeslicer, Dr. Lasix, who has lasers for fingers.
His costume is a nordic silver breastplate and soft brownleather skirt with a feather cap. His sidekick is his seeing eyedog, Fausto the norwegian wolfhound.
His only weakness: permeable gas contact lenses