Shall I churn some butter for your unleavened bread?
This is my biggest laugh of the week. Everybody’s in such a rush to sex up their produce that the ALPHABET RULE went right out the window. It’s like Food Gone Wild. 
It tastes like Unami
Would you like to sample my Vienna Sausage?
Tickle the walnuts.
How about a skewer you with my xiphios?
Yoghurt.
Just yoghurt. It is its own innuendo 
Zucchini…just zucchini.
Guacamole my avocados!
[Yeah, verbing weirds language. Sue me.]
Lets Powder the Beignets
Wanna choke my chicken?
Glaze the doughnut.
Makin’ baba ghannouj with the ol’ eggplant.
Sift my flour, baby.
Grate my ginger
Your horseradish is so hot…
mmmm melted icecream.
You wanna jolt the jerky?
[del]Spread the jelly.[/del]
Squat on the kumquat.
Bring your friend over so we can do the lasagna.