Can I thump your melons
Put sauce on the noodle
I’d like to sip your Nehi.
Peel my orange!
Spicy pepperoni for you!
Can I lick your quince?
(Link is safe for work, but definitely weird.)
Can you be the tomato in my BLT sandwich?
(Since buddha skipped “S”):
HIDE THE SALAMI!
BIP:
Let’s mix the brown sugar and my unbleached flour.
Cover the veal in white sauce.
Let’s go XXX with Xacuti masala.
That’s not a yam in my pocket.
Here’s extra cheese for your ziti
Slice the anchovy.
May I lox your bagel?
wanna Whip my cream?
I would like to lick your donut hole.
Why don’t you put your eggs in my nest?
Would you like to stuff my falafel?
Churn the goat’s milk