Terminus Est: The ultimate threadkiller!
Well, except when I ruin it…
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
When I see ultrafilter all i can think about it the skit from madtv witht the guy who pee’s pure coffee… not much of a super power though, except to the people who are hopelessly addicted to pure coffee
Deadly Nightlight: I was amazed to discover that Deadly Nightlight is infact only 3cm tall, lives in a matchbox on a bartop in a bar in Seville and only ever eats peanuts and other barsnacks that drop out of the hands of the bigguns who come in for a drink. For fun, it often goes hunting spiders with a needle whilst wearing an armoured suit made out the gold foil from an empty cigarette packet.
EggNogg has the ability to transform into a thick, mucous-like substance and forrcibly enter the throats of unwitting victims, suffocating them in a nasty, bubbly sort of way.
(hey, EggNogg, you’re just down the road from me; I live in Botley)
Chase Granger has unusually successful luck in Las Vegas, especially when it comes to horse races. But what we didn’t know is that Chase is actually Mangetout the dumpster diving, buffet leftover gorging alien from planet Xenfrix.
A lot of shady dealings happen in the back alleys of Sin City and Mangetout is there to witness it all. With the ability to decifer all manner of codes from broken disks and shredded documents, Mangetout uses this skill to bring the criminal elements to justice and to pocket quite a bit of dirty loot as well.
Mangetout - endowed with the ability to remove people instantly from various green vegetables, his powers are mysteriously unable to affect women.
smiling bandit - Wears a mask, able to hold up to 50 people at one time whilst saying “Ai carumba!” and has a very good dentist. Only known weakness is to Zorro…
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[sub]Just down the road from Mangetout and even closer to EggNogg[/sub]
sWitchazel is a lean mean knife throwing hero…with a knack for aiming switchblades rite at a bad guyz azel…having punctured many azels this superhero wanders the cities in search of new azels to sWitch. Ouch its sWitchazel!!!
Nearly 2 decades ago, a page for the Dark Tower of Necromantic Studies answered the doom-bell sounds of the front door, only to discover a basket with a cute and cuddly baby inside, enclosed with a note from his/her mother explaining that she could no longer afford to keep him/her. The Dark Necromancers decided to raise the child as one of their own, and would teach the child their darkest secrets of divining, animating, and controlling the dead.
However, Necris only confined his/her practices to resurrecting dead puppies, kittens and small woodland creatures, and as a result, his/her playpen was soon surrounded by dozens of cute undead fuzzy creatures. The Dark Tower eventually sent him/her away, and now Necris patrols the world, bringing back goldfish from toilets, hamsters from matchboxes and canaries from compost heaps, so that millions of children who lost their pets can once again know laughter and joy. Miss Fido? Pine for dear departed Whiskers? Give Necris a call!
Bwahhahahahahahahaha! Thats great [bold]PT[/bold]
OK, who needs one… I lost track!
[bold]Knowed Out[/bold] cannot be defeated by mere mortals! This awesome poster cannot be frightened or deterred, for [bold]Knowed Out[/bold] knows invincibility! No doubt [bold]Knowed Out[/bold] knows no doubt!
Knowed Out: The true name of the small-headed kid in Larson’s Far Side cartoon who stated that his brain was full, Knowed can fill his head with information on the enemy and serve as a storehouse of knowledge to his confederates. Once his head is full, however, he’s a read-only kinda guy until he brain-dumps into his special Moon Microsystems server.
The organisation was in trouble. It had a vital collection job to do, but it was universally reviled and hated. A saviour, a super hero, was required to save its ailing fortunes. Mad scientists, madder image consultants (and some slightly odd engineers), all were brought together. But all failed. After many experiments, often with tragic consequences and ruined carpets, they abandoned the project and returned to their usual habitats of comic strips and TV punditry. But one lone pioneer carried on and, after the obligatory accident with a lightning bolt, a calculator and a court order, he was transformed into smiling bandit, the acceptable face of the IRS!
They all laughed at the “I believe” poster-collecting alien-believers. “Oh, those nut-jobs,” was chortled by many a person seeing what they thought were silly little fantasies. But little did they know that, yes!, aliens are ALL AROUND US. The abduction stories are but a prelude to the chaos and horror which will overrun the earth!
Unless Go alien can find the courage to use his supernatural powers for good. Go alien can detect aliens amongst us, and, yes!, expel them from the earth. If only he can get over his unnatural fear of cheetos (which all aliens have a fondness for), he WILL SAVE THE EARTH!
Mangetout
Nice to know I’m not the only one from the “Sarf coast” on here.
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Stiletto’s a witless dishevelled stage actor haunted by an iconic dead American confidante!
She’s a tortured cat-loving schoolgirl fleeing from a Satanic cult.
They fight crime!
Flapcats is know far and wide with his/her ‘special feline’ recipe for breakfast. Silently infiltrating the inner circles of crimelords by posing as a chef, he/she feeds the gluttenous criminals the dish of death. With an icy gaze upon them, they collapse and meet a horrific vomiting demise.
The World Eater does not concern itself with petty street crime.
The World Eater cannot be concerned with international terrorism.
No, this collossus from before time fights evil on a planetary scale. Those worlds found guilty are devoured, never to defoul the universe again.
Now c’mon, y’all! I know my name is probably hard to connect to super powers, but to just skip over me?
Few people know this, but there is a lost note book of Leonardo Da Vinci. The pages of this notebook contain diagrams for a functioning time machine. Da Vinci constructed the machine, but his arch-enemy, The Crimson Genoese, sent Menocchio, the most feared swordsman in all of Florence. Menocchio struck just as Da Vinci was testing his “Time Engine.” In the ensuing struggle, an oil lamp was overturned, setting the labratory alight. Menocchio escaped through the time machine to the 21st century, while the raging inferno consumed the lab, destroyed the time machine, and, incidentally, singed off the Mona Lisa’s eyebrows.
Now, trapped in a strange new world, Menocchio is, well, pretty much SOL. I mean, he’s a great sword fighter and all, but how much use is that against a punk with a Saturday night special? He’s waiting tables down at Guido’s Pasteria and runs the fencing classes down at the SCA.
Miller! - He has the cool, refreshing power to grind people into a powder on a stone finer than that of the Lord!
Miller! Able to name any random grain on sight!
Miller! Can channel bodies of water to his own special purposes!
MILLER!!!