Don’t intrude on furryman’s dust, for he can instantly change Faulkner novels into humans, just by adding one letter! This power of his has proven to be nearly useful.
Ladies, you’ll never need to fear Greek super-villain Protesilaus; although he controls an enormous Pythian army, he has a weakness – Trojan condoms thrown at his feet will kill him.
TVeblen has the strength of will found only in the most elite: she can resist bribes of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! Her supreme intellect is legendary.
Alphagene can command instantly anyone named “Gene!” His bite can irrevocably destroy any pit-dweller’s fragile ego.
You’ve heard of 007 and 006; now that there is a new agent in Her Majestys’ Secret Service, darian00, you’ll never think again of OO - who? What was I talking about?
darian00 is an agent with an awesome ability to foil his foes with the flick of one finger, accomplished while drinking his signature cocktail, the singapore sling (shaken, not stirred).
Soup_du_jour! Ever changeble! Zippy! Zesty! Will he be French onion? Chicken noodle? Pumpkin cheddar? The evil minions of dread do not know… and they tremble to find out, day after hellish day.
Arden Ranger, sworn protector of the forrest and all the woodland creatures. Able to mimic the surroundings and become invisible to her foes. She swings through the trees and swims through the rivers and is deadly with her trusy crossbow!
spooje has the unnatural ability to absorb large amounts of any kinds of liquid. Why I remember the time spooje accidentally sopped up all of Lake Michigan. The yacht club sure was mad!
Furryman: Problems in the Poles? Have no fear, with a simple potion, Furryman can transform himself into a being able to survive the harsh cold. He’s also able to influtrate polar bear HQ with his clever disguise!
elfkin477: A mysterious warrior, elfkin477 commands an army of 477 elves armed with bows and arrows and plush elf dolls. Bad guys beware, elfkin477 and the elven army is here!
Has the uncanny ability to slip through the darkness unnoticed. Evil doers can no longer lurk in the shadows, as [b}Shadowsabre** will be there to scare the daylights out of them!!!
Summer gettin you down? Got a long walk ahead of you in the sweltering heat? Or hell, it’s your neighbour’s wedding day and well, she’s a total bitch… ruin it by calling none other than Rayniday! Rayniday has the power to bring anything from the refreshing droplets of gentle showers to torrential downpour!
Freakunique is a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a burrito.
His past unknown to all but himself, Freakunique is justice’s most twisted ally! Having the ability to invoke the might “spaz-attack,” Freakunique leaves his foes eating through a straw, if they’re lucky! Possessing a form and style so outlandish that it could never be reproduced (heh? Get it? Unique?) Freakunique continues to wage an unending and really whacked-out war on crime!
FreakUnique, with the ability to tranform himself into any unique shape, as long as it is different from all of the shapes he has used before!
he fights the evil Doctor Onetype, who wants to make it so everyone in the world is a middleweight caucasian male of indiscriminate facial structure and similar hair/eye colorings!
FreakUnique, fighting in the name of tolerance, racial diversity, and justice for all!