There are plenty of boastful slang words for being well-hung and probably more insults for being tiny. But there needs to be a library of gentle euphemisms with which those who are “conservativley endowed” can describe themselves. A man should be able to quell disappointment and high hopes from a new partner by warning her about his “discreet package” without sounding crass and self-hating. So I came up with a few terms:
Well, in Cruising Al Pcino says he’s “party size” which is supposed to mean that he’s well-hung but has been interpreted by at least one viewer as meaning that he’s the size of a Halloween candy bar.
But why on earth should a man need to cushion a potential sex partner against the crushing news of his average-sized penis? I loathe male size queens and, while I don’t deal with female size queens, I imagine I would loathe them too. Besides, if the only thing he’s planning on using to impart pleasure is his penis, then that, rather than the size of said penis, strikes me as the more important datum.
And euphemisms so that a woman is able to quell disappointment and high hopes from a new partner by warning him about her “slack canyon” without sounding crass and self-hating?
I was watching Sex Talk (spin off of Canadian Sunday Night Sex Show), and a woman from Texas called in for advice on sex positions. She called her husband’s penis “juvenile sized”, in all sincerity.
And a girl with a loose pu**y is one who needs to practice her Kegels.
This was another situation I was thinking about where a gentle euphemism would be welcome; when one want’s to talk about his partner without being insulting
