I guess almost anything is better than a button on a fur coat…
Shorthorn
Perfectly acceptable in cattle country, although perhaps a bit off-putting to those without ranching experience.
Napoleonic
And I suppose the “slcak canyon” could be referred to as the Russian winter.
" Endowed with a completely enormous Trust Fund "
::holds up fingers two inches apart:: “Eight inches!”
Distance-challenged.
Hung like a chipmunk.
Hung like a light switch.
The Beta version.
Quote from John Bon Jovi about why he wasn’t interested in doing a nude scene: “I’m hung like a second-grader.” Surprising candor from a rock star, no?
How about Cecil sized?
"Did I say ‘Bobdingnagian?’ I meant ‘Lilliputian.’ "
“It could run, but not win, for Governor in California.”
“I only date Asian chicks.”
I drive a big truck, but I keep a volkswagon in the garage.
‘sportin’ a tic tac
or
Irish.
Travel-sized for your convenience.