After all, without a flashlight you could accidentally in the dark.
Nope. Too late. It is already added to my list of things that every British person does, such as line up for things (or “queue,” as they say) and drink tea.
best way to clean it is to put it back in.
Messy as some of y’all seem to be, could you be syphilitic or something?:dubious:
ETA: I’m not judging, understand.
That would be a Penis Baker.
It is British English for a re-usable plastic cup with no handle, but the word in this sense is sort of 70s-archaic, I’d say.
(The chemistry lab sense of beaker is also known here)
Also… I don’t have a nightstand (the UK term for nightstand would be ‘bedside cabinet’ BTW, but I don’t have one). I have no use for such.
Am I the only one who remembers this having been posted about before on the SD?
I do remember somebody asking exactly this question - whether you were “supposed” to dip your wick in a glass of water afterwards or whether he was having his leg pulled…
I seem to remember it was a guy, and a girl was doing the asking…
Considered counseling?
Yes, yes - I was going to post this: A question I’ve been wanting to ask for years re: Post-coitus glass of water penis dip…
I read bReaker at first, and I was confused. What do you want to break? Break it in?
It gets used in South Africa occasionally, probably reinforced because it’s similar to the Afrikaans for “mug” - beker. But mostly, it’s cup or mug.
ETA: and as Mangetout says, it’s specifically the handle-less reuseable kind, and it’s twee-ly dated. I associate it with kindergarten milk cups, personally.
Is a Penis Beaker anything like a Penis Mightier?
I’ve as much use for a nightstand as I have use knowing what pattern fabric is on the pillowcases - it’s pitch dark when I go to bed; it’s still dark when I get up again.
Sorry,bad joke on my part. You having no need for a nightstand in a thread dealing with post-coital clean-up, well . . .
A beaker wouldn’t be big enough. I’d need a wheelbarrow or something.
Besides, it would get in the way of the wheelbarrow, right?
There is entirely too little penis in your response.
Chit, maybe it was the cold water…?
Mr. Happy likes this part too. In fact, put him near a beaker and he’s like an elephant reaching for a bag of peanuts.
No. I just walk to the bathroom (we have one each).
Exactly.