I also need new typing skills. Damnit.
These fingers worked yesterday. I have witnesses.
Ooo! I’ve wanted to say this for months…
DO ME OMNI!!!
CanadianSue ought to be here any second now, I’ll try it on her…
I doesn’t have to be a good line, any ol’ pick-up-line is guaranteed to work on her when she’s pickled!
[sup](I think I am a dead man - now if I only had the guts to hit “Submit Reply”)[/sup]
My thinking is, to get me OUT of the chastity thread, I need a good pick up line… so lay one on me, Omni!
[sub]Hmmm… that doesn’t quite sound right, does it???[/sub]
::Hoping to slip under the “frist thirty” wire::
Ok, Omni, get me a drink recipe. It’s been awhile since I’ve brought a girl back to the home planet, so apparently it’ll need to be something strong!
Sign me up. I can use all the help I can get.
Well, I don’t know whether I’ve made it in under the 30-person wire, but you might wanna check out my post in this thread before you think about turning me down, big fella.
Hello Valarie, my name is Omni. Do you think you’d mind introducing me to your two friends. 
Kat, I don’t think we’ve met, I’m sure if we had we’d never have gotten back apart.
Hello Sue, I’ve never met anyone from the great white north before. How do you peopel ever manage to keep warm?
Shayna, did I ever tell you how lovely a job you’ve done on the SD People Pages? It really is wonderful, you have an excellent eye for what looks attractive. I must say my picture just doesn’t fit with such nice work, do you suppose you could lend me your talents and take a much more becoming one of me? You have the equipment at your place I assume?
Crunchy Frog, I present you with one of my better panty removers.
Stinging Frog:
2 oz Brandy
1 oz Green Cream De Menthe
Splash of soda
Shaken briefly, and served with a sugared rim.
MrCynical, I got one for you, just don’t have too many.
Attitude Adjustment:
1.5 oz Dark Rum
1.5 oz Silver Rum
1.5 oz Captian Morgans Rum
Cranberry Juice
Pinapple Juice
Grendine
Serve in a hollowed out coconut or pineapple.
dpr, let me see what I can do for the lonely ozzie. I picture the sheila’s down under being more open to beer, so I’ll give you this one.
Snakebite:
8 oz hard cider
8 oz Guiness
Layer it like a black and tan.
I’m out of ideas at the moment, I’ll get to more when i wake up.
Hey, I can use the help. I’ll send you royalties if it works…