Kick her to the curba or was that cuba?
Isn’t the curba that dance they do in Cuba?
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Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up.
Okay, , she missed me, seeing her later this evening, ,we had a fantastic talk on phone, I’m going to stay away from any jealousy etc’s
( I might asked her that I just want to know if ex is still ex)
Are you going to tell her you pre-emptively banged another chick while she was gone? I think we all agree that’s a very important piece of information for her to have.
Depends on what she did in Cuba
Why?
Also what on earth are you planning on telling ex- now not ex- now may soon be ex- again woman?
What happens in Cuba, stays in Cuba.
Nah, embargo is lifted now.
Well, if she was lifting his embargo, then it’s all off!
I thought it went like this:
- Lift embargo.
- Insert cigar.
So the girlfriend was Havana good time?
Amazingly honest , she said only once ( sympathy f##k
And that was it
Slept over last night at her place, nice to see her but arranged for Tuesday with gf , hmm can I go for polygamy?
I love them both I realize
You gotta try to make the threesome happen.
Keep us posted.
So I’m assuming you told her about your hook-up?
Don’t you have to bite the end off first?
Have you invested in a lot of condoms? Safety first, you know. You might also want to get a bullet proof vest for when the women find out what you’re up to.
Only once. Suuuuure. She must be a firecracker in bed or you don’t have much self-worth.
She didn’t think she could tell you with a straight face that she was celibate. She knew if she revealed she had been screwing like a bunny you wouldn’t like it. So she tried the strategy of admitting to a small infraction and playing up her alleged honesty in doing so, which makes her big lie seem more plausible.
You two are meant for each other. This thread better not end now. The story isn’t over. Ex- boyfriend is not out of the picture, I assure you of that. Either is your first girlfriend.
As soon as she mentioned her sympathy fuck, that was the cue for you to admit to your own “call it what you will” fuck.