Its difficult to understand that It doesn’t matter how many times in Cuba etc’s, I asked her if her ex is over with, she said yes, she has been the most honest woman , still wants to be very much in my life right now, I’ll see this week what will transpire. I will have to make a choice and decision,
Actually, when you copulate non-stop for two weeks, pausing only for naps and the most basic sustenance, I think it technically counts as “just once”.
This has all the signs of one of the greatest romantic stories of our time. I hope you’re writing all this down in a journal. One day, many years from now, you’ll be sharing this story with your many grandchildren and great grandchildren.
Please continue to keep us posted. We’re all still rooting for you.
She admits to going away with her “ex”, & fucking him (once) but he’s in the past.
There aren’t enough of these :rolleyes:
Oh, I wondered what that emoji was!
Now it’ll always be the “Gettin’ it on in Cuba” emoji every time I see it…
:rolleyes: Ah, bueno…
Well, the recent loosening of restrictions with Cuba has opened up markets that have until now been untapped. Kind of like the OPs girlfriend - loose and about to get tapped!
you seem to be forgetting about this loose end, namely the woman you’ve been bonking for the last two? weeks.
Will be telling everything to both women, I really feel they deserve truth, and love no matter how the out come is
Going camping tomorrow with gf and would like to start with honesty
( maybe in the tent in quiet solitude )
Ask if they want a threesome – maybe your girlfriend’s ex will want to join in too!
I see the OP has adopted at least a quasi style of punctuation, but his posts, especially the early ones, brought this to mind:
Ooh, do it as early as you can in the weekend. I’m sure that, “We’ve only been together for a month, but since you went away with you ex, I went back & schtupped my ex while you were in Cuba.” will lead to closeness & loving between you two & not make for an awkward time away & alone together.
Ah yes, in the tent, miles from civilization or assistance for either of you.
Are you bringing both gf’s camping? I strongly recommend it; will make the telling easier, you only have to do it once. Plus it will ensure the weekend will be highly memorable.
So did you tell her? Are you going to have a 3-some with your two girlfriends and their exes?
Wouldn’t that be at least a 5-some?
He’s gonna need a bigger tent.
Johnny counts as both of their exes, so this could theoretically still be a 3-some.
…to fit the Castro-Convertible…?
Ah, never mind.
*Johnny was a man who thought he had a woman
But she had another man
He watched her fly away to sexy time in Cuba
So he made another plan
Get back, get back,
Get back at her, it’s only fair
Get back, get back,
Behind her back, while she’s not here
Johnny was a man who wouldn’t be a loser
Called his ex up on the phone
Said: My girlfriend is in Cuba, her ex has re-seduced her,
(If you’re confused by now, you’re not alone)
(I think she) got back, got back,
Got back with him, I don’t have proof
Got back, got back,
It’s just the kind of thing she’d do
Johnny said, why don’t we go and do the same thing,
It’s not cheating if she doesn’t know
If that was how he played it, this is the ex who dumped him,
In the first place, so God only knows
(However he did it,) she got back, got back,
Got back with him, we don’t know why
Got back, got back,
When we tried that, it wouldn’t fly
Johnny was the guy who knew just how to play it
When his girlfriend came back home
Said: Honey, I don’t care what you have done in Cuba
Or whomever you have boned
I got back, got back
Got back at you pre-emptively
Got back, got back
Got back at you all stealthily
You da man, Jo!
(guitar solo)*