He could end up fucking himself.
just call it a sympathy fuck - see how she likes the term.
*Johnny was a man who had a new dilemma
When his girlfriend came back home
Now he was doing both: The ex (let’s call her Emma)
And the girlfriend (call her Joan)
(For rhyming purposes only, we don’t know their actual names)
Who was back, was back
And speaking strictly technically:
She banged, she banged
Her ex just once, from sympathy
(We believe her!)
Johnny didn’t want to be a double dipper
That was never his intent
Now he had to fess up, and he thought it better
If he did so in a tent
It’s mad! It’s mad!
Unless this is the real design:
Perhaps he had
A threesome somewhere in his mind
Johnny planned a camping trip to Arizona
With a tent for him and Joan
Then he figured: Hey, if I bring along Emma
What can possibly go wrong?
(We sure hope he) comes back, comes back
And tells us how it all worked out
How bad, how bad,
How badly did it all go south?
Come back, Jo!*
eagerly awaiting the next instalment of the drama of Johnny 105.
Okay, first , lol ed thru the whole song , thanks
2nd, , couple of days with Joan camping, really great until end of day she tells me she’s going for dinner on Saturday with ex cause she said she prom him cuz it was his birthday, plus she’s going with him on a motorcycle ride in the afternoon with him before dinner, know I got pissed off ( obviously )
Said my feelings, and she understands snd said that she is not going out to do anything other than that , ( she promised not on a sexual level with him ) but I’m sure he has other intentions, . We are going up north for 5 days camping next week and she said she is really looking forward. .
As u can imagine, I’m disgruntled and perplexed! !!
So I went last night to Emma’s
She really misses me but I haven’t fessed up cuz I’m not sure now of Joan’s thoughts on moving forward ( cuz I don’t want her dating her ex) obviously I haven’t told her but I will after Saturday. I hope she can understand my interest for her and I don’t want her seeing ex anymore,
, if she continues then I will definitely have to make a decision.
I fo want to be with Joan on a two person love, and not have this ex hovering in my brain anymore, . It’s too difficult ( imagination etc’s of what they might be doing )
Bro, their dating.
They’re
You need to stop being a Beta male and man up. You need to show your Alpha-ness and make Joan realize that banging everyone with a motorcycle is not cool. You need to demonstrate your dominance and jizz in her nose.
I hope Emma is seeing other people. You’re holding on to her as backup sex. It’s really unfair to her and will hurt her if she has feelings for you. TELL HER NOW before she gets in deeper.
I know , omg
Going camping for 5 days tomorrow with ( Joan )
I will decide after trip who to continue relationship with
Joan saidd nothing happened on her motorcycle excursion
And will talk with me about it on camping trip,
Slept over at Emma’s last night
Omg she is wonderfully dicious and I can’t stand hurting her
Joan I can deal with cuz she was in Cuba etc’s but Emma doesn’t deserve thus bullshit
Because.
At this point, I don’t think that really matters.
Maybe this girl wrote to him saying, “I love but you not yes should never going to have sex with my ex in cuba but you don’t I love you be confused not sex banging him yes you no.”
That would explain a lot of the confusion.
Did you jizz in her nose? Did you show her your’re Aplha-ness?
Yeah, because women just love that kind of crap.
Not sure if your sarcasm-meter is busted or not.
But one thing that everyone can agree on is that he needs to jizz in her nose. Like, pronto.
OK, Girl goes to Cuba, Shenanigans.
Guy stays home, Shenanigans.
Guy decides he really likes girl, and Guy wants to try to win girl back…
…by jizzing in her nose (a pretty difficult shot).
If only there was a song for this…
“Oh, I don’t like this play. Let’s leave…”
You need to stop sexually shaming me. Check your privilege.
It’s been awhile amazing things that have transpired and Joan is now my girlfriend I didn’t realize how amazing and beautiful and wonderful she is and how much she really likes me now she’d introduce me to her family which are filled with doctors and very interesting people she lives in a very expensive house which I can’t believe and her parents are amazing, live in a humongous house, I went over things with the other day with and Emma and she agrees with me that we really don’t fit too well ( and does know a little bit about Joan, ) she is a little upset but she agrees again that the best thing is that we really aren’t the best fit so she wishes me luck ,Emma knows about Joan and Joe knows about Emma and I think things might just work out
As far as ex , Joan has told him about us since before Cuba, and has confirmed she is not interested in only one person
Me , he isn’t to happy and Joan says she doesn’t care
Can’t believe this is happening and who knows, , but I’m in love again, and that’s the most important thing
Hi who ever you are , please read my last post but I wasn’t to personally thank you for your support, 'I swear , your’s was the only words that sustained me when I was realllly down, ,
thanks again 
Jon