Girlfriend goes to Cuba with her ex boyfriend

[I_Love_Me_Vol.I]

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can’t win

And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It’s gonna make you cry

I’ve had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing for sure…

…Love stinks

[bobkitty]

Who is Joe?

[TokyoBayer]

@bobkitty

Who is Joe?

You read that deep into it?

[The_Great_Unwashed]

@Johnny105

It’s been awhile amazing things that have transpired and Joan is now my girlfriend I didn’t realize how amazing and beautiful and wonderful she is and how much she really likes me now she’d introduce me to her family which are filled with doctors and very interesting people she lives in a very expensive house which I can’t believe and her parents are amazing, live in a humongous house, I went over things with the other day with and Emma and she agrees with me that we really don’t fit too well ( and does know a little bit about Joan, ) she is a little upset but she agrees again that the best thing is that we really aren’t the best fit so she wishes me luck ,Emma knows about Joan and Joe knows about Emma and I think things might just work out
As far as ex , Joan has told him about us since before Cuba, and has confirmed she is not interested in only one person
Me , he isn’t to happy and Joan says she doesn’t care
Can’t believe this is happening and who knows, , but I’m in love again, and that’s the most important thing

I read this thread backwards (I know, heroic right). When I first read this I thought it was just another parody post, and jolly funny at that.

That means something, I don’t know what exactly; maybe don’t read threads backwards.

[Skammer]

Catching up on this thread. Can’t believe I stayed away so long.

@Drunky_Smurf

You need to demonstrate your dominance and jizz in her nose.

I don’t know if he took your advice, but it did make Diet Dr. Pepper come out my nose.

[Doctor_Jackson]

To the OP - Please stop using double commas. The extra time to pause required by each means I can only read one post per day.

[ElvisL1ves]

@bobkitty

Who is Joe?

The fire.

[bobkitty]

@TokyoBayer

You read that deep into it?

I just keep waiting for the “I never thought this would happen to me…” So far I’ve been very disappointed.

[Johnny105]

Okay, , honestly, never thought this would happen to me!!!
And amazing ride so far , so many lows, , and now it’s only highg’s, I am realizing that I might actually be with the right person, you sometime’s can search forever and never find but it’s turning out to be so right so far

[Shodan]

@bobkitty

I just keep waiting for the “I never thought this would happen to me…” So far I’ve been very disappointed.

And, what with all the camping, I was waiting for a link to a news item that began “Police yesterday found a shallow grave…”

Regards,
Shodan

[Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup]

@Johnny105

Okay, , honestly, never thought this would happen to me!!!
And amazing ride so far , so many lows, , and now it’s only highg’s, I am realizing that I might actually be with the right person, you sometime’s can search forever and never find but it’s turning out to be so right so far

Did.

You.

Jizz.

In.

Her.

Nose.

[Johnny105]

Last thread
Back with Emma, ,my special love
She has changed tk s much more sensual woman, , Joan is pale in comparison in passion and sexuallity,
I didn’t realize what a special woman Emma is,
She knows about Joan ( but not about camping
Wish me luck
This might end up to be a happy ending after all

[actualliberalnotoneofthose]

Reading this almost makes me happy that I’m married and have been celibate for over 2 years.

[UltraVires]

@actualliberalnotoneofthose

Reading this almost makes me happy that I’m married and have been celibate for over 2 years.

I am going to become celibate after just having read this thread. OP, you need to realize that you do not love either of these chicks and they do not love you. Depending on your age, you can roll with it. Just be honest and above board with everyone.

[QuickSilver]

@Johnny105

It’s been awhile amazing things that have transpired and Joan is now my girlfriend I didn’t realize how amazing and beautiful and wonderful she is and how much she really likes me now she’d introduce me to her family which are filled with doctors and very interesting people she lives in a very expensive house which I can’t believe and her parents are amazing, live in a humongous house, I went over things with the other day with and Emma and she agrees with me that we really don’t fit too well ( and does know a little bit about Joan, ) she is a little upset but she agrees again that the best thing is that we really aren’t the best fit so she wishes me luck ,Emma knows about Joan and Joe knows about Emma and I think things might just work out
As far as ex , Joan has told him about us since before Cuba, and has confirmed she is not interested in only one person
Me , he isn’t to happy and Joan says she doesn’t care
Can’t believe this is happening and who knows, , but I’m in love again, and that’s the most important thing

@Johnny105

Last thread
Back with Emma, ,my special love
She has changed tk s much more sensual woman, , Joan is pale in comparison in passion and sexuallity,
I didn’t realize what a special woman Emma is,
She knows about Joan ( but not about camping
Wish me luck
This might end up to be a happy ending after all

Three days with Joan and now back with Emma. Well, you gave it a shot.

Admit it, “Joan” and “Emma” are your left and right hands, aren’t they?

I wish all three of you many happy endings.

[UltraVires]

How much did Emma change in three days? Did Joan’s family fall into an unfortunate financial situation?

[Spiderman]

@actualliberalnotoneofthose

Reading this almost makes me happy that I’m married and have been celibate for over 2 years.

You’re happy, married, & celibate for over 2 years???
Usually, one of those doesn’t go with the other two.

[Don_t_Panic]

@UltraVires

How much did Emma change in three days? Did Joan’s family fall into an unfortunate financial situation?

I’m guessing that the introduction to the family didn’t go so well. Either that, or the nasal jizzing experiment. Or, just possibly, the OP made the mistake of combining the two, instead of doing one after the other.

Unless Joan is simply back with motorcycle boy again.

Why Emma keeps taking our hero back is a mystery to me, though. Unlike Joan, she must really like having her nose jizzed.

♪ ♫ Jizz in my nose, and tell me that you love me…

[Spiderman]

@Martian Bigfoot

♪ ♫ Jizz in my nose, and tell me that you love me…

Is that the second verse to [spoiler]this Monty Python song?

Warning: NSFW lyrics; but then what Monty Python skit is SFW?[/spoiler]

[Johnny105]

Okay
Back together with Joan and I think it’s going to be a great fit
In love and we’re really together again
Can’t believe it
Told Emma about everything and Joan knows we are now in a really good place together
Igoing camping again this week
She loves it and I know she loves me