We here at the Mars-Venus Institute decided to conduct a scientific survey. We sent a hundred men and women to local malls and had them ask random strangers of the opposite gender to go off into a unlocked broom closet for a quick anonymous sexual encounter.
Our findings were that women have to ask an average of 3.278 men before getting “okay” for an answer. Men have to ask an average of 14,280,766.305 women before getting “okay” for an answer.
MK, what is ‘.305’ of a woman?
Thought I’d add my little story to the mix:
I can think of two occasions when I’ve turned down sexual offers from women I hadn’t slept with before. Both times the women were broken up and crying about guys who had treated them like trash. I didn’t want to take advantage of that and wind up with them regretting it.
I don’t regret turning them down, despite the fact that I currently haven’t had such an offer in so long I’ll probably drown the next woman I hook up with…
I’ve heard it said more than once by a woman, that she only needs to have enough money with her to buy the first drink. If she to pay for anymore after than, then she’s at the wrong place.
Women control that which is good & evil.
And all men want is a little good & evil.
enright3
*whitetho: There was a female comic, I forget who, who I once saw on TV with the following: “Guys start a date hoping they’ll get lucky, but we already know”. *
I think that was Elaine Boosler.
Handy, what can I say? It’s a joke (as I assume you are aware) and jokes, like vampires, tend to wither under too much exposure. But I will point out that the fact that the average married couple has 2.8 children does not mean that every married woman is seven months pregnant. Think about it.
rubes, gay men on average, have far more sex partners than any woman can ever think of having!
I think one survey was the average woman has 5 sex partners in her lifetime, a guy, 15 & a gay man, 1,000!
As the Church Lady might say . . . well, isn’t that special?
If you ever find that I’ve stuck my schlong into so many two-legged organisms that I can’t remember one’s face six months later, just go ahead and shoot me.
DHR
AWB:
I think that was Elaine Boosler.
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No, that was definitely Monica Piper. “No Monica, just you!”
Alphagene:
That was Jan Karam.
Cessandra, can I be your friend?
Let me tell you something, it is next to impossible for me to find a girl to screw around with. You’d think it would be easier for me to find a guy, and it is… but not by much. Yes, guys can indeed say no. They say no to me a lot. I’m perfectly attractive (well, I think so, anyway), but I can’t get laid to save my life! Is it me?
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Neitzsche is God. -Dead
Well, the kind of women I find devastatingly attractive unfortunately turn out to be, most of the time, lesbians.
I just like that whole look, style, attitude, everything. And the odds are on that they’re dykey to the end.
So Neuro - we must meet up!
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The ocean of liquor, I drank to forget her, is gonna kill me, but I’ll drink till then.- George Jones Still Doin Time
TheNerd, I don’t really go to Numbers much anymore. Haven’t been there since last New Years, and we didn’t actually go inside that time (got POd when we realized that they had jacked up the price to $17 and went to a pool hall instead!)
PeyoteCoyote, yes, but thats all. I really have become a good girl since I got engaged! (With the possible exception of some harmless flirting!)
Cessandra
Why sex is better than religion: There are laws against forcing sex on minors who can’t think for themselves.
GuanoLad, I’m a guy but a lot of women attracted to me are lesbians. Yeah, they just love sign language…& yes Iven been out with a lot of them.
Assuming these numbers are correct (I know I have had more than 5 lovers and gay men - 1000? Really??) I would say that it really isn’t surprising.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Wait a minute now. How can guys have 15 partners on average and women 5 ? Just trying to see the logic here… would that mean that 3 women are having casual sex with 1 guy at the same time ? Well, relatively at the same time that is… But that’s the only way a man can accumulate three times the number of partners a woman does, assuming the split between heterosexual men and women is 50/50.
So… all men are sluts. Right ?
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
No, neuro, it isn’t just you…
Still, even assuming I could walk into a bar and pick up any man…why would I want to? It isn’t like they are coming home with me because of ME…they would go with anyone. That doesn’t make me feel like a woman, that doesn’t make me feel special. The guy would think I was desperate and I would feel like crap!