Guys: Y'all Ever Measure Your Penis?

But how LONG is your sex tent?

Cubits.

I think he means it made the cattle run. (if ya know what i mean)

Decibels of the screams it produces.

My penis measures me.

fun fact: You can gain like an inch by losing weight.

Don’t ask me how I know.

And for God’s sake, don’t google “FUPA”. NSFW. Do not google. etc.

You realize that a stretchy ruler would make the measurement smaller, right?

BTW, dollar bill. It’s almost as if they and I were minted on the same press.

Is that before or after you make a mushroom out of Washington’s head?

Well yeah, I guess it would, Chess;), thanks for pointing that to me!

Q

Of course, but that’s only to help others not feel as jealous.

Hand over hand like choosing who gets to bat first.

Yes.

I used vaginas.

Richter scale.

I don’t want to give details, but I’ll just say that Chuck Norris is scared to get too close to me.

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I’ve never measured it, but I can tell you the water is cold and deep in the company urinal . . .
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Are you talking about the sediment on the basement pipes, the pipe in the street, or the one at the river?

Satellite picture.

Now I feel inadequate. I’m only 2.5 inches.

We are measuring across, right?

Never mind.

I did it one time for lulz. I am precisely the Kinsey average in length and girth.