But how LONG is your sex tent?
Cubits.
I think he means it made the cattle run. (if ya know what i mean)
Decibels of the screams it produces.
My penis measures me.
fun fact: You can gain like an inch by losing weight.
Don’t ask me how I know.
And for God’s sake, don’t google “FUPA”. NSFW. Do not google. etc.
You realize that a stretchy ruler would make the measurement smaller, right?
BTW, dollar bill. It’s almost as if they and I were minted on the same press.
Is that before or after you make a mushroom out of Washington’s head?
Well yeah, I guess it would, Chess;), thanks for pointing that to me!
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Of course, but that’s only to help others not feel as jealous.
Hand over hand like choosing who gets to bat first.
Yes.
I used vaginas.
Richter scale.
I don’t want to give details, but I’ll just say that Chuck Norris is scared to get too close to me.
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I’ve never measured it, but I can tell you the water is cold and deep in the company urinal . . .
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Are you talking about the sediment on the basement pipes, the pipe in the street, or the one at the river?
Satellite picture.
Now I feel inadequate. I’m only 2.5 inches.
We are measuring across, right?
Never mind.
I did it one time for lulz. I am precisely the Kinsey average in length and girth.