Ouch.
That’s gotta suck.
:D:D:D
Join the club, my friend! I’m on so many meds right now that the only way I can achieve a hardon is to get arthritis in it!;)
Thanks
Q
Chin ups.
Applause meter.
A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill can hold more than his belican
He can hold in his beak
Food enough for a week
But my dick’s shorter than that…
Fucks up the rhyme, don’t it. Guess mine doesn’t measure up. Damn, that sucks.
Experience points.
Stellar parallax.
Tire pressure gauge.
Tuning forks.
I use my computer keyboard.
Pleased to say I go all the way from A to Z.
of Facebook fans.
I’d be glad to measure mine if only I could find it.
Car battery tester.
Gravitational field
SAT score.
My dick is so big it has its own dick, and my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.
I have a tattoo of a large penis on the side of my dick… still trying to figure out what to put on the remaining two thirds…
Spikes hammered through boards
(Ya gotta have your standards)