Gave me eleven
Pipers piping? Groundhog Day -
It’s the new Christmas!
It’s the new Christmas!
After the Rapture happens
The Earth celebrates.
The Earth celebrates.
The days are getting longer.
Spring is on its way.
Spring is on its way.
Today, in bare tree branches
Bright red: cardinal.
(yes, I know, it’s probably been here all winter. But still.)
Bright red cardinal
I spotted him sitting there
Right behind the Pope
Right behind the Pope
Stand seven stern sentinels:
They guard our Francis!
They guard our Francis,
And our Germanys also.
(Please pardon spelling.)
Please pardon spelling
Come on, Trump, you have pardoned
Everybody else
Everybody else
Likes avocados. Ah, me,
I can’t stand the things.
I can’t stand the things
Or the doohickeys, or the
Whatchamacallits
Whatchamacallits
Were not a bad candy bar.
Bounty is better.
Bounty is better
than famine, all agree; but
they’ll drop farmgate price.
they’ll drop farmgate price
if you buy the whole farmfence
I don’t make the rules
I don’t make the rules;
If I did, weight gain from cake
Is the first to go.
Is the first to go
That last to turn out the lights?
Or is that Herman?
Or is that Herman
Coming up the steps from your
Dungeon, Grandpa? Well?
Dungeon, Grandpa? Well?
Why are you digging that deep
hole in the back yard?
Hole in the back yard?
I have a body that I
Need to dispose of
Need to dispose of
Bodies or other contraband?
Call Inter-All now!
Call Inter-All now
For your crocheting hoops and
All kinds of fine floss.