Like my Wurlitzer
and my internal organs,
they make sweet music
They make sweet music –
A Hammond B-3 paired with
A vintage Leslie.
-“BB”-
A vintage Leslie:
Nielsen was the best – Airplane!,
Police Squad, et al.
Police Squad, et al
Naked Gun Two and a Half
Laughs yada yada
Laughs yada yada
Seinfeld did it very well
It’s about nothing
It’s about nothing;
or rather, to be exact,
it’s about little.
It’s about Little
Richard, this biography:
“Wop Bop a Loo Bop”
“Wop Bop a Loo Bop”
Can mean many things. It’s all
In the inflection.
-“BB”-
In the inflection,
you must use protection to
avoid infection
Avoid infection.
Remember to wash your hands
Post petting the dog.
Post petting the dog.
That’s much better than posting
Political rants.
Political rants
Are just for the ranter, they
Change nobody’s mind
Change nobody’s mind?
That’s political discourse -
these days, anyway.
These days, any way
I say something, somebody
Will be offended
Will be offended
By sumpin’ Chris Rock sayin’.
Jada say nuffin’
Jada say nuffin’
as she munched a big muffin
with Elsie Snuffin
With Elsie Snuffin
It was never quite explained
Why she disappeared
Why she disappeared?
She could not handle my Three
Stooges addiction
Stooges Addiction
I’m slam dancing to the song
Cock In My Pocket
Cock in my pocket
isn’t mine, I’m pretty sure;
quite disconcerting