Quite disconcerting
Is much of the modern world;
But some’s kind of fun.
But some’s kind of fun,
depending on your mindset;
keep it open, dude!
Keep it open, dude!
If that hellmouth closes up
Those demons stay here.
Those demons stay here
even after being asked
to get the Hell out!
To get the Hell out,
Or find some courage and stay
To face the danger
To face the danger
You need courage and your wits.
And…that leaves me out.
And that leaves me out,
covered in rustling green.
Damn nymph amulet.
Damn nymph amulet
Did not help me at all at
The Bellagio
The Bellagio
is my fav’rite Vegas place,
after Elvis Church
After Elvis Church
I said to the priest, thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you very much,
Ye gods of clement weather.
My bills are lower.
My bills are lower
now that I live in a shack
and eat only rice
And eat only rice?
Who in tarnation taught you
The keto diet?
The keto diet?
I do the Kato Diet!
I eat like Bruce Lee!
I eat like Bruce Lee
Now please pass the judo rolls
And karate chops
And karate chops
Break boards and concrete blocks; just
Take care of your hands.
Take care of your hands
And acknowledge that they are
The feet of your arms
The feet of your arms
are, as you know, longer than
the knee of your spleen
Th_ kn__ of your spl__n
S__s th_ b__k__p_r n__ds sp__d
“I’ll have an E, Pat.”
I’ll have an e-pat
Yes, please, on my e-shoulder
From my Doper friends