From my Doper friends
I know to expect laughs, cheer;
and so I return!
And so I return
To the dust from whence I came -
My house needs cleaning.
My house needs cleaning
And where’s my robot vacuum?
It’s outside, smoking
It’s outside. Smoking
A brisket takes twelve hours.
Barbecue tonight!
Barbecue tonight!
Leftovers for weeks. I think
I overdo it.
I overdo it.
But if it’s worth doing, it’s
Worth overdoing.
-“BB”-
Worth overdoing
is what makes you happy, and
doesn’t hurt others
“Doesn’t hurt others”,
you say? Then why are they all
Bleeding profusely?
Bleeding profusely
Would make it much easier
For Count Dracula
For Count Dracula,
finding someone like Renfield
was pretty crucial
Was pretty crucial
To my choice to grow a beard
(Losing my razor)
Apologies for the pause in the action but I’ve found my next vehicle:
My next vehicle
is going to be a doozy !
(I think Ford makes them.)
I think Ford makes them
but if not, maybe Chevy;
sure isn’t a Rolls
Sure. Isn’t a Rolls
the car that everyone wants?
Just add a chauffeur.
Just add a chauffeur
To your crotchety old dame:
“Driving Miss Daisy”
Driving Miss Daisy
Would likely be easier
If she were a car.
Is that the Mitsubishi Haiku ?
If she were a car…
Plotline of a very bad
TV comedy.
-“BB”-
TV comedy
Has really gone downhill since
The days of Get Smart