With no stoats, ye gods
Have no fur worthy of them.
Go ermine or go.
“Go Ermine Or Go
Home!” What kind of football game
Are you playing, huh?
Are you playing, huh?
Is it pinochle tonight?
Be smart with aces.
Be smart with aces
But in the game of euchre
Left and right jacks rule
Left and right, Jacks rule!
Kennedy and Kemp, there’s two;
be sure to vote, all!
Be sure to vote. All
of us depend on sober
citizens - - and you.
Citizens, and you
Know who you are: why the heck
Ain’t you gonna vote?
Ain’t you gonna vote?
Democracy is fragile
It’s all our duty
It’s all our duty
Not to laugh whenever you
Say the word “duty”.
Say the word “duty”
One more time, motherfucker
I double dare you
I double dare you
To add an extra sylla-
Ble. I just couldn’t.
Ble! I just couldn’t.
It’s way beyond disgusting
To think I’d kiss you
“To think I’d kiss you
After you ate vegemite -
Nope!” said Amanda.
"Nope!” said Amanda
And got on her nopetepus
And rode out of there.
“And” rode out of there,
Looking for two phrases or
Clauses to connect.
Clauses to connect:
like Santa and the Mrs.,
happy at North Pole
Happy, at North Pole,
Died of hypothermia.
Leaves only six dwarfs.
-“BB”-
Leaves, only six dwarfs,
And a dozen eggs. Not much
For a casserole
For a casserole,
I need a glass Pyrex pan
at the very start
At the very start
Hmm, does that take place before
The actual start?