The actual start
is synonymous with the
very start, I’d say
Very start, I’d say
Then I say, why add “very”?
Seems redundant, no?
Seems redundant, no?
– Yes, but they often haven’t
Heard me the first time.
“Heard me the first time,
You did. Big enough for both,
Dagoba isn’t.”
Dagoba isn’t
A noted vacation spot.
Try someplace drier.
Try someplace drier,
like, say, Tatooine or Hoth;
there’s lots to do there
There’s lots to do there
Cheapest vacation ever!
It’s all in your head
It’s all in your head
Cerebellum, pons, brainstem
And other stuff too
And other stuff too
icky to mention up there;
not for the squeamish
Not for the squeamish:
“Curried squid and brussels sprouts
In a chocolate sauce”.
In a choc’late sauce
I’d rather have raspberries.
Not the kind you blow.
Not the kind you blow?
Then what kind of kazoo are
You talking about?
You talking about
haiku? ‘Cause we got haiku
right here in this thread.
Right here in this thread
Are the greatest poets of
Our generation
Our generation
but not my generation;
leave them to The Who
“Leave them to The Who”
Wait, ain’t that a title to
A Dr. Seuss book?
A Dr. Seuss book,
A fifth of good dark rum,
And rock me to sleep.
And rock me to sleep.
But for heaven’s sake, please don’t
Use actual rocks.
-“BB”-
Use actual rocks
In my Rickey? What sort of
Bartender are you?
Bartender, are you
Telling me you’ve asked a horse
“What’s the long face for?”