Bartender, are you?
That’s a good job, some places.
Hope your place is good.
ETA: whoops! That wasn’t there when I typed this!
“What’s the long face for?”
Don’t ask strangers that question!
Someone might tell you.
Someone might tell you,
if you ask them, about me;
but don’t believe them!
But don’t believe them
When they tell you your call is
Important to them
Important to them?
You know it’s a recording
Meant to delay you.
Meant to delay you,
But you got there right on time.
Sorry about that.
Sorry about that,
Chief! Wait, didn’t we just do
Some Get Smart haikus?
Some Get Smart haikus
May not have been heard. Remove
The Cone of Silence!
The Cone of Silence
would’ve been great when we had
three wailing infants
Three wailing infants -
Luckily, not quadruplets
Missed it by that much!
“Missed it by that much!”,
said Maxwell Smart, but never
007
007
Said to 99, are you
Into 69?
“Into 69?
Of course, but only with dear
Agent 86”
-“BB”-
Agent 86?
It’s Apple. Seems it’s time to
Upgrade your shoe phone.
Upgrade your shoe phone,
but please don’t tell TSA.
They’re kind of touchy.
They’re kind of touchy-
Feely for a group of all
Hired mercenaries.
Hired mercenaries -
A KAOS sideline for sure
Siegfried won’t work cheap
Siegfried won’t work cheap -
Hiring him will cost you all
The gold in the Rhine.
The gold in the Rhine
is mined by maidens, they say;
just ask R. Wagner!
Just ask R. Wagner,
White castles are the bestest.
I say great sliders.
I say, “Great! ‘Sliders’
Is on right after, ‘Quantum
Leap.’” Love MeTV.