“Leap love me TV”:
I have never said those words
together like that.
“Together, like that”
Prom date’s dad demonstrating
How her knees should stay
How her knees should stay…
well, really, just who can say?
They’re her knees, aren’t they?
They’re her knees, aren’t they?
Nobody else has claimed them
Surrender the knees
“Surrender! the knees
Must bend” he said to Ukraine.
But they don’t obey.
But they don’t obey -
This “Guide to Herding Cats” book
Is not very good.
Is not very good –
Is extremely wonderful!
Buy my fine garlic!
Buy my fine garlic!
Repel not-so-fine vampires
Back into the grave.
Back into the grave?
That’s in the OSHA report
For a grave-digger.
For a grave-digger:
People are just dying to
Make your acquaintance.
Make your acquaintance
Out of simple objects you
Found around the house
Found around the house:
A wide trench full of water?
Oh, right! It’s a moat!
Oh right, it’s a moat
My drawbridge is on the fritz
So you shall not pass
So, “You shall not pass?”
I’m a Balrog, you pipsqueak!
You can kiss my pass!
You can kiss my pass-
port renewal applica-
shun, a vile demand.
Shun a vile demand
But welcome an obscene one
How I live my life
How I live my life
I own five or six axes
Is that too many?
Is that too many?
You can only use one, so
Five is two squared many.
-“BB”-
“Five is two squared”. Many
Would disagree with you but
Not Captain Picard.
Also, five is not six, syllable-wise
Not captain picard
His new body has no heart
Is it still jean-luc?