Haiku Madness Part Deux

Is it still Jean-Luc
Who the New Wave fans adore?
He died just last year.

He died last year
R-I-P Kevin Conroy
Batman’s greatest voice

Matt Baume talks about Conroy.

Batman’s greatest voice
must deep and resonant;
it’s almost a law! :bat:

It’s almost a law:
Kindle a roaring hearth-fire
When the wind blows cold.

:musical_note: When the wind blows cold
On my old Kentucky home… :notes:
Think I got it wrong.

Think I got it wrong
Wife asked to draw her a bath
Got out my sketch pad

Got out my sketch pad
And my portable easel.
Where’s the best landscape?

Where’s the best landscape?
Right next to the best seascape!
I am the scapeGOAT

I am the scapeGOAT
Bow down before me, or face
the Consequences

the consequences
of your actions are grave, eh,
who am I kidding

Who am I, kidding?
I’m the goat you thought you’d kept
Away from the boys.

Away from the boys,
Timmy was very lonely;
then he met Glenda!

Then he met Glenda,
And learned just why the Munchkins
Called her “The Good Witch”!

-“BB”-

Called her the good witch,
gave her tea and a cookie,
yet she still cursed me.

Yet she still cursed me
With phenomenal good looks.
It’s my cross to bear.

“It’s my cross!”, to bear
I said, “You cannot have it!
Now stop your growling!”

Now stop your growling!
“Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear,” is
My favorite hymn.

“My favorite hymn?
It’s that cute Bicycle Bill!”
Said no one ever.

-“BB”-

Said no one ever:
“It is not what it is”, 'cause
It is what it is

It is what it is
And an elephant’s faithful,
100%.