A hundred percent?
I expect you all to give
One hundred and ten.
One hundred and ten?
Twenty-two percent every day
Ought to cover it.
-“BB”-
Ought to cover it
Or it’s gonna get sunburned.
I’m just saying, dude.
“Ought to cover it”,
I said, putting duct tape on
A leaking gas line
I’m just saying dude,
Duct taping a leaking gas
Line ain’t gonna work
Line ain’t gonna work -
No woman is flattered by
“Hey wow - you’ve got boobs!”
Line ain’t gonna work
I didn’t come to this bar
To go home with you.
To go home with you,
I’d have to be waaaaaaay too drunk
To drive my own car.
To drive my own car
is a lifetime goal of mine -
damn these DUIs!
Damn these DUIs!
It’s like a guy can’t even
Drink and drive no more
Drink and drive no more.
It’s hot and I just want to
Slip and slide today.
Slip and slide today.
That means it’s time for me to
Replace those bald tires.
-“BB”-
Replace those bald tires
'cause bald ain’t so beautiful
When you’re on the road
When you’re on the road
Did you ever notice that
The wind never stops?
The wind never stops
Whenever you’ve ingested
Lunch from Taco Bell
Lunch from Taco Bell
and then dinner from Arby’s?
Sounds yummy to me!
Sounds yummy to me!
Just stop off at Dairy Queen
To get some dessert.
-“BB”-
“To Get Some Dessert”
Starring me, now showing while
I eat my dinner
I eat my dinner
Although I call it, “supper.”
Is it snack time, yet?
Is it snack time yet?
I’m feeling a bit peckish,
to tell you the truth