To tell you the truth
I’m eating as I write this.
Mmmm potatoes rock.
Mmm potatoes rock
It’s my secret recipe
All my guests say “mmm”
mmm
All my guests say “mmm”
"Mmm-mmm. This is better than
Mom’s. Please don’t tell her.
Moms, please don’t tell her
We’re a same-sex family.
She’s Republican.
She’s Republican,
but she’s a never-Trumper,
which is fine with me.
Witch is fine with me,
Or neopagan, wiccan . . .
As long as you smile.
As long as you smile
while you’re stealing their wallet,
no one will notice.
No one will notice
When I wear my ham undies
But they fit so well
But they fit so well
In my mouth, all these pool balls –
Just play without them.
Just play without them,
They’re going to come later.
Don’t ask why they’re late.
Don’t ask why they’re late;
they’re never gonna tell you.
They like their secrets.
They like their secrets
Women named Victoria
Acting all hush-hush
Acting all hush-hush
at the Silent Theatre;
that’s kind of the point.
That’s kind of “The Point:”
It’s Nilsson’s songs, but no one
Has a cone-shaped head.
Has a cone-shaped head,
Eats your berries off the vine -
The tufted titmouse!
The tufted titmouse
looks quite a bit, I think, like
a blue cardinal
A blue cardinal
Was happy to get some seeds
I named him Jose
I named him Jose
(but he wasn’t blue at all),
and we became friends!
I named him Jose
Because he always hums the
Star Spangled Banner.
Star-Spangled Banner?
U.S. national anthem;
rather hard to sing