The 14th of Feb
Is the date you hate when you
Haven’t got a date
Haven’t got a date
For my covid vaccine yet
But there’s more around.
– you know, I’m gonna do this one too, even though I missed the chance:
The 14th of Feb
Is when the nice yellow cat
First mewed at my door.
But there’s more around
I said, as I hopped around
Searching for Legos
Searching for Legos
On a map of Africa -
Oops! I’ve spelled it wrong.
Oops! I’ve spelled it wrong
Said the very bad wizard
As the shop burned down.
As The Shop burned down,
Charlie incinerated
All the bad agents.
All the bad agents
Proved to be unable to
Stop Johnny English!
Stop, Johnny! English
Is spoken here, shouted the
Racist MFer
Racist MFer
Bow to bigots and idols
At CPAC Weekend
At CPAC Weekend
You’ll not find me; even if
They would let me in.
They would let me in
If I were the pizza guy,
Not just a vampire.
Not just a vampire
But a really tall bald one
I’m Count Shaqula
I’m Count Shaqula!
Do you like my stockings, dear?
It’s nothing but net.
It’s nothing but net
I just put on my swim suit
And my balls got snagged
And my balls got snagged
By the high bidder at my
Sexual auction
Sexual auction
Houses are where not only
The gavel gets banged
The gavel gets banged
SOLD! To the lady who was
Just scratching her ear
Just scratching her ear
Caught the attention of the
Rigid drill sergeant.
Rigid drill sergeant
Always so inflexible
He needs some yoga
He needs some yoga
And a chiropractor too
Cuz he’s bass ackwards