Haiku Madness Part Deux

Cuz he’s Bass Ackwards,
Newest country music star!
Nashville, here he comes!

Nashville, here he comes!
Just wait 'til those hillbillies
Hear Urban Reggae!

Hear urban reggae
Best place around these parts is
Jamaica, New York

Jamaica ,New York
Places to go People to see
Slow now-where to go

Foul!

:grin:

Jamaica, New York,
Go see places and people
Slow now - where to go

Slow now - where to go
When all signs are confusing?
The way isn’t clear.

The way isn’t clear,
But I’m still not joining those
Scientologists.

Scientologists
Have no science or logos
So they’re left with “y”.

So they’re left with “y”
And “z”, but no longer go
On Beyond Zebra.

On beyond zebra
Lie animals not yet known
Like the zyxxyzz bear

Like the zyxxyzz bear
Unpronounceable also
Is the name of God

Is the name of God
Sewn into the back of His
Holy underwear?

Holy underwear,
Batman! Put on some decent
BVDs, would ya?

BVDs, would ya
Stay out of my dresser and
Stay out of my drawers

“Stay Out Of My Drawers,”
Was Jim Stafford’s first try at,
“Turn Loose Of My Leg.”

Turn loose of my leg!
I said to the cat, but he
Kept climbing up me.

Kept climbing up. Me.
The mountain. Its steep glacier.
On top of the world.

On top of the world:
A huge radio tower:
Curse you, RKO!

Curse You RKO!
Movie Maker for us all:
Is now forgotten.