Haiku Madness Part Deux

Is now forgotten
My high school algebra and
What I ate for lunch

What I ate for lunch
is a fading memory
time now for breakfast

time now for breakfast
Then brunch, snack, lunch, snack, dinner
Why do I gain weight?

Why do I gain weight
Every time I take a trip
To a neutron star?

To a neutron star
This discussion we’re having
Is irrelevant

Is irrelevant
Spelled with just one R or two?
It don’t matter, its…

It don’t matter, it’s
Going to pass in good time
This ol’ kidney stone

This ol’ kidney stone
Was sure hard to pass, but makes
A nice paperweight.

A nice paperweight
Holds my correspondence down
cat would knock over

Cat would knock over
A liquor store if they sold
Tuna-flavored booze.

Tuna-flavored booze.
So bad makes me puke but it’s
Better than Malört

Better than Malört
And on par with Vegemite
Raccoon testicles

Raccoon testicles
Are a very odd thing to
Make a film about.

Make a film about
The Good Old Days when we were
So miserable.

So Miserable
Rain and Thunder all day long
No Soccer Practice

No, soccer practice;
Football’s played with a pigskin–
An oblate spheroid.

An oblate spheroid
Floating in my toilet bowl
Who dumped that in there?

Who dumped that in there?
That thing which I shall not name,
Vile and repulsive.

Vile and repulsive
But enough about that guy
How’s Biden doing?

How’s Biden doing?
Much better than Cuomo is
Hope that continues.