Is now forgotten
My high school algebra and
What I ate for lunch
What I ate for lunch
is a fading memory
time now for breakfast
time now for breakfast
Then brunch, snack, lunch, snack, dinner
Why do I gain weight?
Why do I gain weight
Every time I take a trip
To a neutron star?
To a neutron star
This discussion we’re having
Is irrelevant
Is irrelevant
Spelled with just one R or two?
It don’t matter, its…
It don’t matter, it’s
Going to pass in good time
This ol’ kidney stone
This ol’ kidney stone
Was sure hard to pass, but makes
A nice paperweight.
A nice paperweight
Holds my correspondence down
cat would knock over
Cat would knock over
A liquor store if they sold
Tuna-flavored booze.
Tuna-flavored booze.
So bad makes me puke but it’s
Better than Malört
Better than Malört
And on par with Vegemite
Raccoon testicles
Raccoon testicles
Are a very odd thing to
Make a film about.
Make a film about
The Good Old Days when we were
So miserable.
So Miserable
Rain and Thunder all day long
No Soccer Practice
No, soccer practice;
Football’s played with a pigskin–
An oblate spheroid.
An oblate spheroid
Floating in my toilet bowl
Who dumped that in there?
Who dumped that in there?
That thing which I shall not name,
Vile and repulsive.
Vile and repulsive
But enough about that guy
How’s Biden doing?
How’s Biden doing?
Much better than Cuomo is
Hope that continues.