Hope that continues
The peace and the dignity
Instead of loudmouth
Instead of loudmouth,
The Flintstones called one of their
Characters, “Loudrock.”
Characters: Loudrock,
Neon, Disco, and all the
Other little dwarfs.
Other little dwarfs.
Disney forgot about were
Buzz, Stinky, and Bob
Buzz, Stinky, and Bob
Names from old school memories
Better left alone
Better left alone
Than together with that guy
He’s so obnoxious.
He’s so obnoxious.
Well, how obnoxious is he?
He’s so obnoxious…
He’s so obnoxious
His haikus just duplicate
Their first and last line
(jk, prof)
Their first and last line
should really be the same line
if the answer’s No
If the answer’s No
Do not try to make it yes
Frustration Ensues
Frustration ensues
When a simple invention
Becomes a crook’s tool.
“Becomes a Crook’s Tool”
Wasn’t that a Shakespeare play?
Did poorly, methinks
Did poorly methinks,
Or perchance methought; I am not
Sure of my tenses.
Sure of my tenses,
My past may be imperfect
But here’s my present.
But here’s my present
The future will be along
we live in the past.
We live in the past
So they ought to be called “builts”
Instead of “buildings”.
Instead of buildings
Offices should be outdoors
'cept in Nome, I guess
'Cept in Nome I guess
The future, Juneau, the past,
Now is Kodiak.
Now is Kodiak
Smarter that the average
barely possible
Barely possible
I’m getting up today; Thurs
Don’t look good, either.