Don’t look good, either
now, or in the past. Toupees
just don’t look good, see.
Just don’t look good? See
Van Horne Opticians and get
Two specs for one price.
Two specs for one price
Or four specs for two, if you
Desire quadfocals
“Desire Quadfocal’s
The name! Jodhpurs are my game!
Care to buy a pair?”
Care to buy a pair?
Come on, man up! Testicles
Are two for twenty.
Are two for twenty
Dee too for just thirty more
Whole droid for fifty
Whole droid for fifty
Cats. Too many to care for
for one little droid!
For one little droid,
Santa Claus was sure to bring
A big tub of lube.
A big tub of lube
Greases the important parts
so they do not rub.
So, they do not rub,
Neither do they lubricate,
Moral potatoes.
Moral potatoes:
Epistomological
With sound rhetoric.
With sound rhetoric
And light humor, one might do
A nice song and dance
A nice song and dance
And some seltzer down your pants
Chuckles the clown, yo
Nice one, MMM.
Chuckles the clown, yo,
Never got bigger laughs than
When he passed away.
When he passed away
A huge tomb was erected
but none came to see.
but none came to see
My sculpture made of butter
Then the mice ate it
Then the mice ate it.
Then the mice ate what was left.
Then the mice all left.
Then the mice all left
Nothing for the cats to eat.
So the cats ate mice.
So the cats ate mice
And the call was trumpeted:
“Where is Mighty Mouse?”
Where is Mighty Mouse?
Here I come to save the day!
Lost along the way.