Lost along the way -
Ninety and nine sheep he left
To find one astray.
To find one astray
Or did I find one ashtray?
Smoke if ya got 'em
Smoke if ya got 'em
Weed legal many places
Smoke now is real fun.
Smoke now is real fun
For some people. For others,
It is a big drag.
It is a big drag
My answer when someone asks
What the heck’s Divine?
What the heck’s divine
About carrots? You get a
Dozen for a dime.
(… it’s magic!)
Dozen for a dime
Is two too many if you’re
Talkn’’bout pennies.
Talk’n’ 'bout Pennies -
There’s that one from The Big Bang,
And Penny Marshall.
And Penny Marshall
Said it best. What did she say?
I can’t remember.
I can’t remember
If I had cereal for
Breakfast or dinner.
Breakfast or Dinner
One is not like the other
Food is different.
Food is different
Than drink. Although a hearty
Soup can be a meal.
Soup can be a meal
But, to be fair, it does make
A terrible hat.
A terrible hat
Is better than nothing if
Your head’s hideous
Your head’s hideous.
Her head is unattractive.
My head’s beautiful.
My head’s beautiful:
Nobody could better pour
A pint of Guinness.
A pint of Guinness
The dark Irish Beverage
It is good for you.
It is good for you.
Sleep, exercise, and diet
Who’s got time for that?
Who’s got time for that?
Me, apparently; if, look,
I’ve time to post here.
I’ve time to post here,
But only a few minutes;
I’ll get cut off half