Haiku Madness Part Deux

To wipe other parts,
I often… oh, never mind.
'Twould be TMI.

'Twould be TMI
To tell all – unless it’s in
Gossip magazines.

-“BB”-

Gossip magazines
Only have one decent use:
To wipe other parts.

To wipe other parts
Of the cars besides windshields
Would take way too long.

Would take way too long
to tell you about the time
my dog ate comics

My dog ate comics
For a week, and then he shat
A graphic novel.

A graphic novel,
Per the World Fantasy folks:
Not a short story.

Not a short story
“The Power Broker” book, pages:
1344

1344
sure wasn’t Twenty Two-Three,
and thank God for that!

And thank God for that
Day it rained so hard and then
That girl came running

That girl came running
To me through the rain, wearing
Just a wet T-shirt.

(I can wish, can’t I?)

-“BB”-

Just a wet T-shirt
That’s the only clothing that
Lobster was wearing

Lobster was wearing
on my patience, he would not
get into the pot!

Get into the pot!
No thanks, I’ll just stick with my
Heroin and meth

Heroin and meth?
No, thanks, man - that’s crazy talk!
I’m just high on life.

I’m just high on Life
I also like Cap’n Crunch
And Fruity Pebbles

And Fruity Pebbles
Is the name of a funk band
From Baxley Georgia

From Baxley, Georgia,
Seat of Appling County, come
Five thousand salutes.

Five thousand salutes
Won’t tell you what the soldiers
Really think of you.

Really think of you
whenever I’m in Blawnox;
let’s go together!